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about me: ummmm....well my name is Jacinto im 23 and single. I am a great singer...in my car with the windows up! I can read. I can write. I can type...who knew? I have all of my fingers and most of my toes...in case you're wondering I have eleven. So maybe I can't count. I know my way around a kitchen...and the inside of a bottle of Jim Beam too. Things that turn me off...turn-offs. I am really into dating girls that have excessive drinking, drug and gambling problems. Or was that the dream I had about Andre the Giant, Princess Leia and the middle child from Full House. I, like Dr. Evil father's, make ridiculous claims. I.E. I invented sushi. Although I didn't create fire I made it what it is today. The break-up of my high school sweet heart a.k.a the beeyatch...started the first Crusades. In the un-aired first episode of "Saved by the Bell" I was the original Zack Morris. Enough about my exploits and things I like to do...candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach, vocalizing my true feelings to my soulmate. Are you still reading? Sarcasm, I like sarcasm, if you enjoy it read on! I like to party...READ I go out every night, when most normal people are doing well what ever it is normal people do. I enjoy the night life, but I don't dance, not that I can't because there's a pistol in my pants. Lean back! Can you read the screen from that postion. No, lean forward then. You lost. I didn't say,"Simon says." Actually I am typical guy that thinks he is five years younger than I actually am. Okay maybe ten.And that's all you need to know...for now.