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JC

God is boring just like you is.

About Me

How would you like to be always 100% right, about everything? I am. My wisdom is unlimited. I understand all the elements of a situation, including the history and future events related to it. You do not have to update me, counsel me or persuade me to do the right thing. I am capable and my motives are pure. If you trust me, I will never make a mistake, never undercut you or deceive you. I can be fully trusted to do what is right, as long as tequila isn't involved.I am JC.

My Blog

Parents Guide To Satanic Cult Ritual Abuse

Your child comes home late every night. It has developed a curious habit lately of listening to heavy metal rock music. It no longer pays you any attention. It seems preoccupied. It spends more and mo...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 22:00:00 GMT

Jesus Likes Everyone

The Bible is where all truth lies. Anyone who knows God knows that anyone who believes in anything other than God and the Bible is going straight to hell. There has been a great deal of controversy of...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:01:00 GMT

Did Jesus have sex?

He worked, ate, drank, and slept like any other person, but supposedly the Son of God didn't have sex. There's no New Testament record about Jesus having a love interest, marriage, or children. It's ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 13:51:00 GMT

What's On Jesus' iPod? Zeppelin, gospel, and, of course, Nine Inch Nails.

You know he has one. You know it's the big 60GB model, loaded, flawless and gleaming and radiating a strange liquid ethereal glow and couched in a beautiful custom rainbow-colored biodegradable case ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:57:00 GMT

Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?

People often ask me when they should teach the Good News to their housecats. I have but one answer: "What are you waiting for?" A pet is a beloved part of your family, and as a Christian, you should ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 19:39:00 GMT

Was Jesus A Stoner?

Was Jesus a Stoner? is the mischievous title of an article about the use of cannabis in ancient Judaism in next month's High Times, a pro-cannabis magazine. Its author, Chris Bennett, likes to shock. ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 19:35:00 GMT