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Alistair Crane

Causing pain in Harmony brings me Joy!

About Me


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Let's See... what is there to know about me? Well for one thing, I am the most powerful man in Harmony...and not just Harmony but the WORLD! I am part of the mighty Crane Klan, and it goes back for centuries. You see.. we settled in Harmony around the time of 1495 and Immediately stole the farm land of the locals. This began a bitter feud throughout the town. But my ancestors could care less... the more people tried to fight back, the more the Crane's made their life a living hell.After that I guess you can say that my grandfather, father, and myself have turned Crane Industries into the most powerful and most productive company in the world. No one can match the power and witt of the Cranes...especially Alistair Crane.I am currently married to Theresa, and also enjoy making her life and everyone in harmony lives a living hell!I know EVERYTHING that goes on..not only within my family, but in the town. I have cameras set up everywhere...just remember this.... I'M WATCHING YOU!

My Interests

Sex with my lovely wife Theresa, bringing pain to people in Harmony, and most of all tourting my daughter Sheridan and my ex wife Katherine!

I'd like to meet:

Stefano DiMera only to kill him!

Music:

Tubular bells from "The Exorcist"

Movies:

The God Father, The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, and anything evil!

Television:

Passions of course, and Forensic Files becuase it teaches me ways of how to hide my files!

Books:

Bringing pain to your loved ones, Torture, How to be the most powerful man Alive!

Heroes:

I have no heroes! I am the world and I will make everyone who doesnt like me PAY!