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Tweeder is inventfully venting

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About Me

Let's see, me . . . this is a hard test! can i cheat off of you? but seriously, my life involves work, baseball, promoting and clubbing, very little sleep and then back to work! the only 2 things that i don't get bothered with is when the utes football game is on or when the arizona softball game is on. people know not to even try to get with me when these events are in occurrance! so u should know this too if u want to get ahead in life! other then that, i work, play dance and play some more! so hit me up and we can dance and play! and i do try to travel out of state to meet friends so if u want, hit me up and we can do that stuff where you are!

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Who would i like to meet? I don't know, people? the U of Arizona softball team, marissa miller, ryan reynolds, Matthew McConaughey, hilary duff, amber arbucci, charlize theron, kate beckinsale, mike myers, the U of Texas softball team, the guy who invented Dr. Pepper, AND ALL OF MY PEEPS ON MYSPACE! CAN ANYONE HELP OUT WITH THAT?
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YOU
NAME?: jared
AGE?: 21 and over!
BIRTHDAY?: last day of the year. yuck!
HEIGHT?: 5 feet 12 inches!
WEIGHT? [lol you dont have to answer]: 178 lbs.
RACE?: i used to, i'm not so fast anymore
LOCATION?: check the GPS
SIBLINGS?: little bug, GPS, Mox and sis
SCHOOL?: i'm loyal to my utes and any other college that recruited me besides florida
GRADE?: i don't like those
ORIENTATION?: i drew a blank . . .
NICKNAMES?: tweeder, jayman, that one really hot guy, genious!
HAIR COLOR?: lots! brown, blonde, little bit of black, white, and red
EYE COLOR?: blue on some days and really blue on some others
FAVORITES
COLOR(s)?: BLACK!!! and red
MOVIE?: grandma's boy and alice in wonderland
SONG?: little girl by death from above 1979 [remix]
BAND?: the crystal method and breaking benjamin
MUSIC GENRE?: all but stupid rap and country
HOLIDAY?: st. patrick's day! yes!
SODA?: dr. pepper
ACTOR?: i think dane cook is an actor now
ACTRESS?: i don't know! i like a lot!
SHOW?: house, scrubs, south park? though i don't watch much tv
SEASON?: spring through fall!!
FOOD?: i'm not that picky
RESTURANT?: anything!
SINGER?: sulley from godsmack! great at all points of a band!
RELATIONSHIP
SINGLE?: just me

HAVE YOU EVER
KISSED SOMEONE YOU DIDNT KNOW?: that's probly a safe bet!
SEEN SOMEONE NAKED YOU DIDNT WANT TO?: again, probly a safe bet!
SMOKED A CIGARETTE?: it's in the past
SMOKED POT?: the future is now
GOTTEN DRUNK?: live in the NOW!!!!!
WANTED SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU COULDNT HAVE?: um sure?
DANCED IN PUBLIC?: of course! i was happy!
STOLEN?: prove it
BEEN SCARED SHITLESS?: not shitless!
IF YES, BY WHAT or WHO?: i think 2 drops of pee came out!
DATED SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR LOOKS?: i wish!
MOONED SOMEONE?: i don't think so? my childhood is full micheavous things!
HOOKED UP WITH MORE THAN 1 PERSON IN A DAY?: gotten numbers yes!
BEEN OBSESSED WITH SOMETHING or SOMEONE?: dr. pepper!
LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRYED?: all too often! and it hurt!
DO YOU
SMOKE?: 2nd hand! ha ha! not funny, i know
DRINK?: yyeeeessss!
WEAR GLASSES?: i wear my sunglasses at night
CUSS?: hell no, err yeah. s@*#!!
LIKE SCHOOL?: i did at times!
WRITE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND?: only if the right is being a bitch about it!
LIKE THESE SURVEYS?: oh! u have no idea!
SAY NIGGER?: nope
SAY NIGGA?: no, and neither should they!
CALL PEOPLE FAT?: i just say that they are VERY happy and they know what they like!
DO GOOD IN SCHOOL?: until i hit my sophomore year in h.s.
DO DRUGS?: nope
HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?: i'm fidgedy!???
GO TO CHURCH?: ha ha!
THIS OR THAT
JESSE MCCARTNEY OR CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY?: who the . . .oh i see!
BOYS OR GIRLS?: for what? girls are usually better all around though!
JOINT OR BONG?: never really worked well
RAP OR ROCK?: ROCK!!!
PEPSI OR COKE?: dr. pepper
YAHOO OR MSN?: both?
WAL-MART OR H-E-B?: i only know of the first one
PHONE OR COMPUTER?: both! and even old-school paper letter in the mail!
CHINESE OR MEXICAN FOOD?: i luv both!!!
DOG OR CAT?: oooo! below the belt! girls like cats and boys like dogs. i can't win either way here!
KISSES OR HUGS?: kisses are cool, but i luv hugs!!!
BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?: does it really matter?
GREEN OR ORANGE?: red?
MYSPACE OR BEBO?: duh
YOUR FRIENDS
OLDEST?: um, i don't know, most of us are 21 and over!
YOUNGEST?: my little bug and little sydnie, but she's only 17 months
NICEST?: none of them! haha
LOUDEST?: all of them
MEANEST?: hmmm. who do i call and ass the most?
CRAZIEST?: me! trust me! have u stolen a police car?
SMARTEST?: again me. i'm a genious! that stole a cop car . . .
FUNNIEST?: all of them! frickin' hilarious
SHYEST?: heather, by far! it's cool though
WHO DOES THE MOST DRUGS?: i don't wanna know
WHO DO YOU HANG OUT WITH MOST?: mox, ej, poppi, cookie?
WHO DO YOU LOVE THE MOST?: everyone of those silly bastards!
WHO THE PRETTIEST?: the girls! and GPS!
THE ONE YOU "pretend" TO LIKE?: all of them!
THE ONE YOU HAVE KNOWN THE LONGEST?: mox
HAVE YOU EVER 2
KISSED SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSTITE SEX?: if i hadn't, i would be lame. no, i'm not lame!
KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?: uh, . . .
CRIED OVER SOMEONE?: sure
CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: yup. i admit it! some of them are sad!
HAD SEX?: wow! um, out there! um, yah.
BEEN IN LOVE?: don't know if i believe
EATEN GUM OFF THE SIDEWALK?: @*^$ no!
HEARD THAT SONG SPRUNG BY OMARION?: that's a stupid question! who did that?
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a survey about everything (179 ?'s)
Basic: not very!
Name?: uh. . . stan?
Age?: let's see, 1 plus 2 . . . carry the 4. . . 25? for a month or so but wat does it matter? after 21, everything is legal!
Race?: i used to. old nickname was speed racer!
Hair Color?: just for fun
Height?: less than 6'1" but more than 5'11"
Weight?: kinda personal, but i'm at 175 right now
Do you wear glasses or contacts?: i wear polerized lense
Short or long hair?: short fo-hawk, hot!
Eye Colore?: blue or really blue
Do you have any birthmarks?: yeah, wanna see?
Where are they?: no, no not really
Shoe size?: depends on the brand but between 8 and 9.5
Shirt size?: i like mediums, they're smaller
Whens your birthday?: at the end of the year
Music
Genre?: techno, trance, electronica, rock, metal, alternative, pop, hip, hip hop, hip hop anonamous?
Band?: the crystal method is number one for me
Singer?: i like doug robb of hoobastank, i sound like him
Song?: right now, my favorite song is heros and villans by powerman 5000
Worst band?: ha ha, too many to say
Worst singer?: again, too many
A genre of music you wish was gone?: that rap about killin' and bitches and wat not, the rest of it is cool
A singer or band you wish would die?: i don't wish anyone would die
Your definition in one word of how music makes you feel?: ME!
Hottest singer?: chantelle paige
This or That... Music
Brittany Spears or Christina Agulara: agulara
ICP or Korn: korn all the way
Korn or Slipknot: still with korn
Slipknot or Chris Brown: who the hell is chris brown?
Twiztid or Nickleback: luv nickleback! great live!
Trapt or All American Rejects: the rejects
3 doors down or 3 days grace: ooh! both!
Snoop dogg or Bow Wow: snoooooooop!
Sublime or The used: summertime!
Bob Marley or Alien Ant Farm: bob marley
Favorites
Food?: me mum's shephard's pie
Soda: a liter o' cola! dr. pepper!
Candy?: i really shouldn't like those
Juice?: someone get me juice! with vodka
Chips?: hmm, don't like those much
Clothing Brand?: hurley and hot topic
Shoe Brand?: converse and adidas
Jewelry Acessory?: none
Book?: death watch. the only book i like
School Subject: i luved recess! ! ! or sluffinary!
Opposite Sex
What should their hair color be?: just not too crazy
Eye Color?: not black and beedy
Shoe Size?: don't really matter
Their personal label?(punk, rock, ganster): don't label, don't like people who fit stereotypes
Do they treat you right?: probly not, kidding! dah!
Do they have piercings?: yes!
Tattoos?: sure, if not, they will!
Own a cell phone?: yes
Trust worthy?: considering i don't trust anyone at all, that would be meaningful
How often will they call you?: wenever they like
Your Thoughts on....
piercings?: luv the naval piercings on girls
tattoos?: i've got like 7 of them
smoking cigarettes?: don't care much
smoking marijuana?: doesn't do shit!
drinking?: just be responsible. . . and call me!!!
self mutilation?: i wanted to be a ninja turtle once!
personal labeling?: just don't fit the stereotypes
cursing?: watever, there are lines though
saying gods name in vain?: um, yeah, talk to me personally about that one, don't wanna lose friends
god?: same as above
religion?: same as above. fuck it! i don't believe in any of that!
10 friends
1.: in no order: old-skool
2.: cotton
3.: tiny-tyke
4.: bug
5.: libet
6.: georgia
7.: battie
8.: tabs
9.: sweets
10.: e.j.
9 favorite songs
1.: keep hope alive (the crystal method)
2.: more than a memory (hoobastank)
3.: faster kill pussycat (oakenfold)
4.: spitfire (the prodigy)
5.: running away (hoobastank)
6.: heros and villans (powerman 5000)
7.: animals (nickelback)
8.: born too slow (the crystal method)
9.: inside of you (hoobastank)
8 least favorite songs
1.: anything that
2.: involves
3.: killing,
4.: pimping,
5.: smacking hoes
6.: or has no beat
7.: to groove to!
8.: i can't fallow or feel that crap!
7 things you can't live without
1.: dr. pepper
2.: music
3.: my truck
4.: good health (enough)
5.: phone
6.: hoodies
7.: we'll see on the important one
6 favorite things to eat
1.: me mum's shephard's pie
2.: mum's and mommies spaghetti
3.: noodle-roni
4.: rice a roni
5.: hard-2-get's cooking (esp. potatoes)
6.: brautwursts
5 favorite celebs.
1.: ryan reynolds (van wilder)
2.: kate beckinsale (underworld)
3.: mike myers (austin powers)
4.: owen wilson (hansel from zoolander)
5.: my celebrity myspace peeps
4 reasons you like being you
1.: smart and dependable
2.: funny as hell!
3.: always underestimated (so hopes and goals are low)
4.: i'm that one really hot guy!
3 reasons you hate being you
1.: funny as hell, but looks aren't everything
2.: over-miss-used
3.: unappreciated
2 of the best nights of your life
1.: i honestly can't remember my high school graduation night, just heard stories
2.: august 10th of the current year is still a top one
Your most favorite person in the world
1.: can't be here now without bug, old-skool and cotton! ! !
Best
night of your life?: still gonna say august 10th of 2006
Friend?: old-skool or cotton
School Function?: besides recess? i was an all-american?
Music Video ever made?: it was one for a techno song, you wouldn't know
TV show?: south park, csi, mind of mencia
Movie?: beer fest and grandma's boy
Top 10 movies you love
1.: beer fest
2.: grandma's boy
3.: van wilder
4.: alice in wonderland
5.: out cold
6.: super troopers
7.: eurotrip
8.: charlie and the chocolate factory (both)
9.: so, i married an axe murderer
10.: nightmare before christmas
Do you own a...
dvd player?: dvd and xbox
portable cd player?: 3 of them
portable dvd player?: one and i take my xbox on trips
mp3 player?: cd, mp3, watever
photo album?: just on myspace and me mum's scrapbooking
calender?: yup! colored on it too
cell phone?: an orange pebl from t-mobile
drawing book?: i'm an artist, i have tons of those
yearbook from last year?: not last year, havn't been in school for a while
tv?: a couple
Random
Have you had sex before?: :)
Do you ever want to get married?: i guess we'll see
Have children?: only if that above one works out
Rather have a diamond ring or a good time?: i don't need diamonds and you can still have a good time! ! !
How old will you be when you graduate high school, if you haven't yet?: i was 18
Do you want to go to college?: not again!
What do you want to do for a career?: i'm a contractor now and i hope to retire into coaching
Are you able to talk to your family about personal things?: i'm a personable kinda guy
Have you ever done drugs?: sure
Drank?: since i was a wee lad
Do you have any piercings?: negative one (i used to)
Tattoos?: sure do, about 7?
Did you like this Survey?: it was so cooo
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Posted by Tweeder is inventfully venting on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

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yeah! a chip!  in my brain! if i had to guess, i would say somewhere in the left side.  why do i have this chip?  ask the government! ! !  i fucking swear!(obviously)  everyti...
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