I will survive |
Sing It Girls
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
Tha...
Posted by crystal on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:28:00 PST |
Men are like........ |
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not wo...
Posted by crystal on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:16:00 PST |
More proof women are smarter then men...... |
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun ne...
Posted by crystal on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:57:00 PST |
showers |
How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cov...
Posted by crystal on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:58:00 PST |
The sailor!! |
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docksonce more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her upto a room. He's soon going at it as well as he c...
Posted by crystal on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST |
Not coming back......... |
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking... . Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked how come I had to ...
Posted by crystal on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:37:00 PST |
Do not talk to my parrot!!! |
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since shehad to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave thekey under the m...
Posted by crystal on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:15:00 PST |
Dear Diary |
Dear Diary:
For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my...
Posted by crystal on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:56:00 PST |
Wisdom! |
WISDOM
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Sa...
Posted by crystal on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:24:00 PST |
THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE |
ACCORDING TO MY SOURCE, THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: Love may be beautiful, love may be...
Posted by crystal on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:16:00 PST |
