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.Catastrophe Girlfriend.

Get outta my face, ill get inside your face....

About Me

IF U WANT SOMETHING TO LAST FOREVER
U TREAT IT DIFFERENTLY.
U SHIELD IT AND PROTECT IT.
U NEVER ABUSE IT.
U DONT EXPOSE IT TO THE ELEMENTS.
YOU DONT MAKE IT COMMON OR ORDINARY.
IF IT BECOMES TARNISHED
YOU LOVINGLY POLISH IT UNTIL IT GLEAMS LIKE NEW.
IT BECOMES SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU MADE IT SO.
IT GROWS MORE BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS AS TIME GOES BY.
I cant seem to hold a job or a bofriend or figure out where i want to live.
IM WHAT YOU CALL fALUIRE TO COMMIT!..
i hate cheesy pick up lines and to be holla'd at BUT i'm a hopeless romantic...
i like the simple things in life like..
sledding and leaf fights Sleep over and Little brothers
i dont need fancy things or a lot of money..
but i do love to shop...
i love to pick fights and i usually loose them!!
i love to lie to strangers and to people that will believe me..
i have also learned Dont invest in him physically and emotionally unless hes ready to invest in you.
I am Virginia Sue granddaughter
The spitting image of my Mother
And when the day is done
My Father still my biggest fan
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
Im instinctively happy and gravitate to people and situations that provide carefree adventure and playful interactions.
Even under the most serious of circumstances or daunting tasks, I will seek an element of personal fulfillment and spontaneous enjoyment in the experience.
Spontaneous play and genuine "in the moment" FUN are not merely important to ME -
they are as essential to my very being as eating.
I’m inviting and embrace life as a party.
I love playful interaction and can be extremely sociable.
I’m highly persuasive and seek instant gratification.
I need to be adored and praised.
While I’m carefree, I’m also quite sensitive and highly alert to others' agendas.
I carry within myself the gift of a good heart, and are happy to share it.
I need to look good socially, and friendships command a high priority in My life.
I’m happy, articulate, engaging of others and crave adventure.
Easily distracted, I can never sit still for long.
I embrace each day in the "present tense" and choose people to be around who, like ME, enjoy a curious nature.
I’m not a boring person.
In fact, I’m often the life of the party wherever I go and whatever I do.
I always have something to talk about,
and I am constantly getting myself into unbelievably funny situations.
Potential partners love this about me because they know that there will never be a dull moment and
that they will never have to worry about a lack of entertainment.
One of the greatest gifts that I have to offer is that I have an amazing heart.
I tend to reserve it for those by whom you feel adored,
but I give it so freely when I find that special someone.
Not only do I have a great heart,
but I’m able to create romantic moments and memories.
I’m easy to fall in love with just as I love easily and openly.
I’m also Irresponsible And Unreliable
I’m here today, and then gone to Maui.
I operate by the "better offer" principle, which means that I do not always follow through with plans that I make
I’M Self-Centered And Inconsiderate I tend to look out for numero uno,
I think that the world revolves around my schedule
I Want Happiness

Myspace

Hey wait! Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore so why not just have sex and get paid for it? Oh come on! Who cares if my vagina falls off from all the diseases out ther? I'll take some open sores.

Myspace

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My Interests

I won't be bored
I won't be ignored
I won't be your dirty secret
I won't be your cure all pill
And I won't run to fetch the water
Just to tumble down the hill
I won't be your Friday paycheck
I won't be the prize you flaunt
And I won't be your Martha Stewart,
Or your all-night restaurant
I will be the whole shebang
...but
I won't be your crutch to lean on
I won't wear stiletto heels
I won't walk a mile in your shoes
Just so I know how it feels
I won't be your obligation
I won't be your Barbie doll
I won't be the portrait of perfection
To adorn your wall
I won't be your lifetime girlfriend
I won't be just one of the guys
I won't be your mama's favorite
I refuse to be the last in line
But I will be your everything
I will be the whole shebang

Im an angel with no halo and one wing in the fire

Im a yellow pair of running shoes
A holey pair of jeans
Im a pair cheap sunglasses
Im a Corolla with the windows down
With my blonde hair a-blowing
Im a soft place to land
And a good feeling knowing
Im a warm conversation
Im a fighter when Im mad
And im a lover when Im loving
Im a Saturday out on the town
And a church girl on Sunday
i have a cross around her neck
And a cuss word 'cause its Monday
Im a bubble bath and candles
One glass of wine
And Im feeling kinda tipsy
Im the stealer of the covers

I wanna walk and not run
I wanna skip and not fall
I wanna look at the horizon
And not see a building standing tall

Something's gotta give me butterflies
Something's gotta make me feel alive
Something's gotta give me dreams at night
Something's gotta make me feel alright
I don't know where it is
But something's gotta give

I'd like to meet:

i want a guy that can Sing this to me and Mean it!!!
.... I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.
I wanna grow old with you

If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

Myspace

Love is so great that it's almost unreal. I feel bad for the people who can't find it. I mean, we've all met those types who try to convince their co-workers that they're fine without it. And then you take a look at their cubicle and see heart shaped frames all over their desk with pictures of their three-legged cat named Bob.

Bigoo

Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?

Bigoo

Music:

i like music all music...

Movies:

oh boy movies are my favorite.... tommy boy, dumb and dumber, lake house, crank, dirty love, alot like love, ten things i hate bout you, how to loose a guy in ten days, liar liar, Ace, billy madison, big daddy, the sweetest thing.....

MySpace

Television:

YO MAMMA, flavor of love....

Bigoo

Where do you come from? Planet "Loser"? What, as opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me"?

Bigoo

Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too.

MySpace

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

MySpace

If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits

Books:

janet evanovich

MySpace

I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls

MySpace

Am I that transparent? I *want* you, I *need* you, oh baby, oh baby.

MySpace

Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out

Heroes:

this lady is and forever will be my hero. she is everything i'm not and everything i will be one day. she is beautiful in her face and her spirit. she treats everyone the with respect no matter who you are or where you came from. she loves with all her heart.

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