Hi, I'm in complete control of every aspect of my moms' lives. I wish they would quit fucking with my house (and general area), just when I get it the way I like it. They just waltz in and take my poop away. But that's okay, because I've got plans for those fools. I've also got them hypnotized to bring me food and paper towel tubes on command.
I'm 4 inches of pure power. Don't fuck with me!
