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Lee Langer

You eat carbs for Christ sake!

About Me

HiYa my names Lee! I love to laugh and can find humor in almost every situation, particularly when other people fall. I am very animated - I talk really loud, laugh really loud, use my hands when I'm trying to tell a story, and I get really excited about the littlest things. Some more random facts: I'm a firm believer that everything happens for a reason & that you shouldn't take anything for granted, I enjoy 'juicy' song lyrics, my dream is to visit Austrailia, & the study of body language fascinates me. If you'd like to know more, just ask! :) .......................... Geeeeezzz! I just figured this out! You are the sexually active drunk
When you get drunk you become uninhibited sexually and are always looking for ways to get laid. Flirting is much easier for you, and for some reason, alcohol makes you more charming.
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Which wife are you ?
Edie
You are one powerhouse b*tch. Way to go. You get what you want when you ant it and don't take no for answer , the only down side is you may be a bit whorie.

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No One Understands You Britney
Everyone hates you for a different reason. For someone so young you sure do have a lot of people who would like to see you dead.

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Stephanie
Ur Steph..the annoyin little sister
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Nicole Richie
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Name: Lee Langer
Birthday: July 12th
Birthplace: Pittsburgh
Current Location: Margaritaville
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops
Your Weakness: Gin and tonic and some kind words
Your Fears: Sasquatchs and the living dead
Your Perfect Pizza: A no calorie one. Does the exist?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To lose 30 pounds!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL ~ I laugh quietly!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dam I wish I hadn’t fallen asleep drunk while smoking with all these candles lit!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 7:33
Your Most Missed Memory: When the tornadoes ripped through our trailer park. ~~~Tear
Pepsi or Coke: Def Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Go watch the movie super size me!
Single or Group Dates: Speed dating! Yeaa
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ahhhh fresh brewed please!
Chocolate or Vanilla: pina calada! Wait thats not an option.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea please
Do you Smoke: Smoking is for amateurs.
Do you Swear: Yes but no profanities!
Do you Sing: Daily to who will ever listen!
Do you Shower Daily: No i am a dirty bird!
Have you Been in Love: Yea with a bottle of vodka!
Do you want to go to College: Been there did that!
Do you want to get Married: Married with children
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in ghosts
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes only when in motion hummmm
Do you think you are Attractive: Well i have won best in show before. So you decide.
Are you a Health Freak: No i am a different kind of freak!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea there in jail
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I get struck by lightning
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, through this hole my doctor put in my neck. Way cool!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Biggest regret-I wish I wouldn’t have drunk that bottle of champagne on an empty stomach!
In the past month have you Smoked: Like i said through my neck!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Say no to drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes I have been but then my date deflated. Bummer
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ouch they have my picture up; I’m not aloud within 100 feet. <[/b>
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Silly rabbit Oreos are for kids!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: This on is to easy!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yea at the Pole cat
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, there is a sign posted outside that says no dumping.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I can’t swim but I have been skinny drowning.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yea some plastic lawn furniture from my neighbors doublewide.
Ever been Drunk: Crunk my dear crunk
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, I attend meetings for it. It’s a disease you know.
Ever been Beaten up no
Ever Shoplifted: Gezzz there are alot of repeat questions on here!
How do you want to Die: slow/painfull all that good stuff
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grownup maybe? No wait a cat.
What country would you most like to Visit: Genovian, it’s where Princess Mia is!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue 2 please ok i will settle for 1.
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde and balding but just a bit
Short or Long Hair: Mullet- Business in the front party in the back!
Height: Looking for a midget.
Weight: Some what over weight with health problems
Best Clothing Style: G-string and pasties
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1&1/2
Number of CDs I own: Bring it!
Number of Piercings: Piercings are Hot
Number of Tattoos: 12&1/4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 25&1/3
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Heroes:

Alcohol's Disastrous Promise I have some promises I'll make to you If you will do what I want you to do. The more that you consume of me The more your losses will surely be. Here are the promises to you I make And I promise the promises never to break.I promise to take your money, your home And all you can get in the way of a loan. I'll take your character, your reputation too Your good name, I'll take from you. Your friends I'll take from you one day Your family from you I'll turn away. I'll take your car, I'll take your wealth I'll take your job, I'll take your health. I'll take your watch, I'll take your chain I'll cause you to stay out in the rain. I'll take your credit, I'll take your bail I'll cause to sleep in a dirty jail. I'll cause you regret, remorse and pain I'll cause your name to go down in shame. I'll bring you misery, I'll bring you woe I'll bring you trouble more than you know. I'll take your clothes and pawn them too The necessities of Life, I'll take from you. I'll take from you the days, I'll take from you the years I'll double the flow of your bitter tears. I'll take your heart, give you one of stone I'll cause you to walk through life alone. I'll take away your desires to live aright Your light of day, I'll turn to night. I'll cause you to dishonor your mother and dad I'll take away all the pleasure you could have had. I'll turn your love for your friends to hate Your desire to repent will come to late. Your road to despair for you I'll pave I'll cause you to fill a premature grave. I'll put you in an institution for the insane Your normal thinking will go down the drain. I'll cause you to murder your very best friend I'll trouble your mind to the very end. I'll bring you contention, I'll bring you strife I'll finish with you by taking your life........