People Wonder Why I’m Crazy |
I had to fill out some paperwork for the VA and wrote a couple of things out. If I happen to see anybody in person, don't ask me about any of this. Just don't.
A couple of excerpts. Waiting in th... Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:57:00 GMT |
Apparently History is Important |
So another angry young man shot a bunch of people. I don't blame him. I understand him.
People will say, "Oh, everybody is picked on. Just get over it." This adds insult to injury. 'Oh, everybody has ... Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:57:00 GMT |
Slumpy Dwarf |
So I'm thinking that my joyful mental times are significantly affected by the quality of the sleep that I get.
Every morning I wake up and ask, "What the fuck was that?" It's like one is hav... Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:02:00 GMT |
Humans Suck |
I don't have it in me to leave the house tonight. The stink of reckless self-centeredness from others is too heavy this eve. It's the traffic. As benign as it is compared to Miami, I can't fight ... Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:48:00 GMT |
F&cking Simpering Idiots |
So Turkey is all pissed off because the U.S. House of Representatives endorsed a bill labelling a 100-year old mass murder as genocide. Masses of 120 year old men thronged the streets protesting. "I c... Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:14:00 GMT |
Lazy Mofo |
So one would think that, with an MBA, I'd be making a sh$tload of cash. Well, I'm not. Part of it is that I am lazy, I guess. Mostly I don't give a poo. I'm more suited to working ... Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:16:00 GMT |
The Economy of Language |
I have another inane idea. Politicians should be limited to a certain number of words that they may utter during their campaigns. Not to the extreme of Orwell's duckspeak but for crying out loud, once... Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:37:00 GMT |
Windmills are for Wimps |
Human beings are so damn full of fear that it has led to a level of arrogance that boggles the mind. It's my adage that the smallest dogs bark the loudest because they need to. Humans have create... Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:07:00 GMT |
Car "Dealers" |
Here is a typical conversation:
Customer: "I see that Honda is offering a $199/mo lease."
Dealer: "Yes, sir, but since you're such a good customer, that'll be $299/mo."
Customer: "But I'm only financi... Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:51:00 GMT |
More Car Sales |
So here we are, now at the end of our lease and actively looking for a car. It is annoying but still pretty funny.
So the guy at Honda comes at me with $319/mo lease when Honda is advertising $199/mo ... Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 17:51:00 GMT |