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Capn Johnny®

Yaaar...I am a pirate and this is my ship....

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It took me hours of hard work to get this site laid out the way I want it....so don't use a 'myspace ripper' to catch the code for two reasons:

1.) This is a unique design, and I like to keep it that way. Be original.

2.) This is a DIV layout, which means odds are you'll have no clue how to set it up, and I offer NO support in doing so.

So instead, you'd be better off googling "Div Layouts" like I did...and learning CSS won't hurt none either.

If you must know where I got this skin, along with plenty of others, you can check out S.Majere 's work here.

About Me

Well, you've stumbled onto my page through boredom, necessity, curiosity or sheer luck. I guess I'd better talk about me some.

Anyways, life is just peachy on this side of the Civil war line. The sun is shining, it's hotter than a Belgium fuck-fest at the Red Light District, kids are laughing and playing in the streets, while I'm laughing they're getting run over by the dumbasses that can't drive here in TX.

Ya know, people down here shouldn't be allowed to operate a moving vehicle of any sorts. They can't drive in winter, they can't drive during the summer. It kinda makes ya think they stole their licenses or some shit. But yeah...BEEP!

Click!

Dammit. I ran out of recording space. Guess I'll have to finish later.

News

I finally finished my website. It's a php based forum, completely written by hand by yours truly. It's not pornographic, grotesque or otherwise offensive. If you'd like to check it out, click here: Wavelength .

Join the Comraderie and collaborate with the fluidity of the soul.

~Cap'n Johnny.

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Layout Design

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Music:

Dj Caffeine, Dj Tiesto, Dj Bizerk, Dj Carl Cox, Dj QBert, George Acosta, D-Devils, Christopher Lawrence, Razed in Black, VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, Ferry Corsten, Scooter, GiGi D'Agostino, Louie DeVito, Dj Crush, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Johnson, Santana, Joe Satriani, Metallica, Pantera, Fluid Minds, Terry Mullin, New World, RevenG, KernKraft 400, Dj Paxx, Covenant, Fictional, assemblage 23, haujobb, juno reactor, kmfdm, hamuel und gretyl, faith and the muse, bunnydrums, suicide commando, decoded feedback, velvet acid christ, front 242, met, layo and bushwacka, Mr. C, basement jaxx, robert childs, 4 clubbers, Cajmere, Ian van Dahl, Acidman, Wvmpscvt, Dj Bam Bam, Dj Venom, Dj Ms. Lisa, Alice DeeJay, Rammstein, Orbital, Kraftwerk, Weird Al, Green day, Pink Floyd, White Snake, Queensryche, GnR, Aerosmith, Ac/Dc, Def Leppard, Kiss, Alice in Chains, Slipknot, Sevendust, NIN, and the list goes on.......

My Blog

Bullshit....

Where is the fucking justice in this world!?  See, thursday, my lady turned 21, and we went out bar hopping n whatnot. Friday, when I was at work, i got madstyle stomach cramps. I had food poison...
Posted by Cap'n Johnny® on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:12:00 PST

My Woman's B-DAY!

Welcome, Ladies n Germs, next Thursday (May 4th), is my woman's big 21. Yes, Lauren turns 21 next thursday. Anyways, drop by her gig n say wassup, happy birthday, you know, whatever. I'm trying to mak...
Posted by Cap'n Johnny® on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:54:00 PST

The Judicial System....

anywhore...this judicial system fucking sucks. About a month ago, i got a ticket for speeding. okay, i lost my card. i made my payment through the mail, and for some odd fucking reason, the ...
Posted by Cap'n Johnny® on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST

Damn this thing....

Damn this thing is freakin' confusin....anywhoo...just wanted to say Wassup and I finally made it here. Compliments to HoHo. But uh...yeah. I'll be here for a while and chirp me back. Now i gotta go g...
Posted by Cap'n Johnny® on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:01:00 PST