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What's to know? I'm the Dale Earnhart of drunk driving, but I've never wrecked a car I didn't own- to date. I have a black belt in Kung Fu Theatre. I'm an avid story teller, and most of what you hear you'll immediately dismiss as bullshit- but the funny thing is that what you'll find plausible is the bullshit I use as filler. I've worked as a magicians assistant, and I did stunts on a television show called "Father Dowling Mysteries" with Tom Bosley. I leave fiery wreckage and uncontrolable laughter in my wake and can/will turn any situation/device/toy/or word into a thing of wide eyed danger. I will exploit any opportunity to shock or provoke you into like behavior and you will thank me for it when we get out of jail.

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Dazed & Confused Mix now available for download

So I just finished my first recorded set.  I ran it from my mixer through to my mac and recorded it live via garageband. Usually I just wing it, and the same is true for this set, but I atleast h...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Inaugural Ride

Written by Greg Drevenstedt:With two new bikes in the bunch, and four of the six charter members of the Mullholland Social Club in attendance, we had a quorum. Today was the inaugural ride of the Mut...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:38:00 GMT

World Cup thoughts

A little too early to post this I think. Despite the crushing defeat we suffered today-I still have the utmost confidence in our team and think we still have a very good chance of winning- but we have...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:44:00 GMT

Marvin Minsky Quote

'Birds can fly, unless they are penguins and ostriches, or if they happen to be dead, or have broken wings, or are confined to cages, or have undergone experiences so dreadful as to render them psycho...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 23:08:00 GMT

WolfMother Show

I know that some of you couldn't make the show for various reason and whatnot- but let take a moment express my deepest sympathy for you.  You missed a RARE and unreproducable show of epic propor...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:00:00 GMT

Keith Helfrisch's Go Away Party

The Planets turn overhead, and below trains leave town, things change and things evolve.  Slugs become walking slugs that later become people from New Jersey. The Brooklyn Dodgers move to LA. You...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 06:15:00 GMT