Sex with the UTZ girl. |
Is it so wrong to want to have hot, salt & vinagery sex with the UTZ girl. Grabbing her big round head while I make sweet, sweet 25 cent love to her. Sweet barbeque love. As I dip repeatedly I savor h...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2004 23:35:00 GMT |
Ahh, The Beach. |
I just saw a hairy old fat man riding a bicycle in nothing but women's panties. Fantastic. Just makes the world go round doesn't it. So first full day of Miami Beach and things are going swimmingly. I...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2003 13:15:00 GMT |
Off to Miami Beach. |
Going for a couple of days but I'll be checking in with you fine folks soon. Gonna try to get some sun on my sorry pale ass. I have mediterranean skin and if I'm not tanned it just turns yellow, like...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2003 16:58:00 GMT |
I Just Had Lunch With O.J. in Miami. |
So I'm doing last minute shopping here on my holiday to Miami, at a bar having lunch (as I do), watching some ESPN football highlights, that were on, and who the hell sits down next to me but the infa...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:22:00 GMT |
