A funny one!!! |
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she >>>>wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they are loose and >>>>flapping.>>>>Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surger...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:18:00 GMT |
Hormones |
My friend Denise sent this to me and I thought they were funny as hell.
HormonesThe Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the monthwhen all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his v...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:46:00 GMT |
REDNECK PICK UP LINES |
REDNECK PICK UP LINES 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is lik...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:18:00 GMT |
Things to ponder |
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?________________________________Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "pe...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:35:00 GMT |
This guy should run for President! |
The following has been attributed to State RepresentativeMitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day..."We the sensible people of the United States , in an attempt tohelp everyone...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:43:00 GMT |
JOke |
Another joke from Ms. Kerri
Priceless>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The doctor said,>>>>>>"John, the good news is I can cure your headaches.>>>>>>The bad news is that it will require castration.>>>>>>You have ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:00:00 GMT |
Guy Jokes |
I am only posting this because I have a sense of humor! Don't believe anything you read here.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:57:00 GMT |
Anti Blonde Joke |
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A veryattractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ...and bet twenty thousanddollar($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.She said, "I hope you ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:55:00 GMT |
Joke |
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport . The pilot comes on the intercom: "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us t...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:53:00 GMT |
PICK UP LINES |
PICK UP LINES...thank you Kerri
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful? Nice Shoes. Wanna fck? I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. You remind m...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:50:00 GMT |
