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Joe

Music is Life.

About Me

I am a very hairy flatuant man with peg teeth and a real deep seeded hatred of Fooseball. Damn Fooseball DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Lazy Herbalist.

Where You Lived: Chile.

How You Died: The Plague. Who Were You In a Past Life?

My Interests


Get this video and more at MySpace.comMUSIC, Monkey Sports, Nature, Self experimentation, Self Medication, Philosophy, Midgets, oh yeah and poop.

I'd like to meet:

Bradly Nowell,Jimmy Hendrix, Bob Marley, Space Ghost, Tommy Chong, Little Debbie and everyone in North Dakota.

Music:

Sublime, Flamming Lips, Cake, Jack Johnson, NOFX, Rancid, Operation IVY, Phunk Junkies, 311, Incubus, Sucide Machines, Lamb of GOD, System of a Down, Tool, NIN, Mathew Sweet, grinspoon, Silverchair, Stevie Wonder, Ashley Mcisaac and many many others.

Movies:

Sin City, Shawshank Redemtion, Ricky O, anything Terantino or Burton, House of 1000 corpses, Evil Dead, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, MR. Bean, Hedwig and the angry Inch and any John waters movie.

Television:

Team Sanchez, Wild Boyz, Viva la Bam, Beavis and Butthead, Simpsons, Family Guy, Anything on National Geographics channel, Space Ghost and Conan Obrian.
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Books:

Anything Carl Hiassan, Irving Welsh, Clive Barker or anything from National Geographic.

Heroes:

Trent Rezner, My Mom, Willie Nelson, Tommy Chong, Fozzy the Bear and Little Debbie.

My Blog

I have been held Hostage by a Perovian Midget!!!

 Its has been a long time since my last blog and do apolagize. You see it all started with a trip to Big Tom's Gas and Fried Chicken where I needed to pick up some vasolin,a spatul...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

A Rogue Cow took a dump in my back yard!

That got your attention, well here is a funny story about shrooms and 2 dumbasses.  If anyone has ever shroomed before (that is gone to pick them yourself) you know it is best to get up before da...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:32:00 PST

Spanky's Poetry Corner "Sleaze"

Spanky's Poetry Corner "Sleaze"   All that's left is the Shadows.   Sorry about the little white Lies.   Never really meant for you to Escape.   All that is left to do is to Acc...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:52:00 PST

Spanky's Poetry Corner "Rant in B flat"

Spanky's Poetry Corner Rant in B flat Crazy amounts of dish towels linger in the bedroom. I dont let them operate the blow dryer. Single car garage painted in a Monochrome color scheme. Just like the...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:00:00 PST

CAF update. Battle won in congrss!

CAF Citizens Against Foosball A great victory has been won today in congress. It was ruled that wire taps and electronic surveillance could be carried out without the need for a court ordered warran...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 02:48:00 PST

Spanky's Poetry Corner. "Small Talk"

  Spanky's Poetry Corner "Small Talk" Words like turds fall swiftly from my mouth on the floor. Piles of mind Excrement. PLOP! SPLAT! Meaningles Conversation. SPLISH! SQUIRT! Small talk with a st...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:14:00 PST

CAF Fooseball, True Axis of Evil

Good people of the world we have on are hands an epademic. The vile and retched fooseball is corupting the moral fiber of are society and threating life as we know it. Now I know what your saying "Thi...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 02:15:00 PST

So What!

How many times a day do you think about what is going on at that moment or do you dream and think about the future and what you may become. Maybe you think about all the cool thing you did in the past...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:19:00 PST