A woman with blue hair. Not Marge blue. And definitely not that shitty blue dyed look that Daria-watching teenage girls had just to piss off their parents and impress their friends while they all smoked cheap weed and complained about global warming and pimples but never considered the beneficial hygenic effects of washing their pale, tattooed skin. No, I'm talking about really dark hair, that looks just barely blue in a certain light, when she flings it over her shoulder while getting out of the pool or the ocean, but not out of the shower because that gets water everywhere and someone has to clean it up and it's sure as hell not going to be me because i have enough shit to do today and why don't you take responsibility for your own mess? What? That's bullshit, I wash my dishes all the time and make my side of the bed when I have to get up early and so what? I put food on the table and keep your credit card paid so you can get fancy conditioners and scrunchies that don't match that shade of hair anyway that to be honest, isn't really that hot, it's just weird, and you should be happy we have a bathroom so nice and you should be proud to get on your hands and knees on it to wash up your own mess because not everyone has it so good and you certainly wouldn't without me, baby, because you have no inner drive to join the workforce and contribute to society or at the least lessen the load off my shoulders, which should be bigger but I can't get any gym time because you keep making crappy dinner dates for me with your annoying liberal, Bush-bashing, hippie friends that are so thin from starving themselves that they look like social X-rays and come to think of it, why the hell can't we have SOME kind of food that isn't Fat-Free because i am sick of having to eat this crap just because you don't have the willpower to follow some trendy diet without ridding the fridge of every other type of food that has any taste and come to think of it, I really don't think this is working out, but it was a nice fling while it lasted and what is your friend Debbie's phone number, I just have to ask her about something. That kind of blue.