bobby

1) Sarcastic, Weird, walks around with a face like i've drank 8 cups of coffee, and thinking daily of ways to kill my oversexed neighbors that keep me up half the night reminding me i sleep i sleep alone ............ 2)My ultimate goal is to gain a 6 pack ab without quitting beer........... 3)I prevented myself from buying a mercedes CLK because i have a fear of chicks looking at me with lust. I'm a lover not a luster. Ok who am i kidding........... 4) Trying to master the art of saving money by cooking at home and end up spending more money to buy all the ingredients........... 5) Things that I fear but must do before I croak: Eat Pho without reminding myself the waiter that brought out my pho stuck half his thumb in it while giving it to me........... 6) My attention and memory span is the size of a puppy's paw. Some people think thats cute and some can't wait till i get run over by a snowplower because of it. .......... 7)i used to love computer gaming until i saw a capital L on my forehead one morning in the mirror. So i quit and went and bought a book on The Art of Pakistani Cooking............ 8) i used to fulfill my spare time waiting for my mom to go to work so i can sneak into her room and try on her latest victoria secret thongs. .......... 9) Watching horror movies makes me sleep better because i know the little dead kid underneath my bed protects me at night. .......... 10)The most sexiest spot on a girl is that red mark she leaves above her thighs after crossing her legs for an hour. .......... 11)I can't stand girls that use their "teletubby" voice around guys. .......... 12)My goal in life is to open my own business with the $34 i have saved in the bank. ........... 13)Favorite line: You know what??Whatever. .......... 14)Favorite moment: Watching a friend puke his head off in the mens restroom trying to outdrink a girl he was hoping to molest........... 15)My lack of patience for my goldfishes to die is unbearable. ........... 16)Favorite Food: Korean BBQ!! Ordering endless plates of free appetizers enough to piss off the waitres