all yee fishers and fisherpeoples |
so kris, young ryan and meself wer out jiggin' off the pint a fortnight las' week when yee scallywag wulgatler had a wee tug on his pole... i think its another rock-cod yankin yee chain remarked kris.... Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:36:00 GMT |
ahoy! |
we, ship-wrecked and marooned on this tailor-made island... would like to welcome ryan wugalter...
his little sailboat, though strong and true, and skippered well, ran aground on our little... Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 18:50:00 GMT |
Gesturors |
I can think of about twenty thousand things that are more appropriate to ask a fellow human then: 'how do you do?' or 'what do you study?' or 'what time is it?' But I guess thats a s... Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:33:00 GMT |
Hey !?! I need those paisleys |
If I were that business man's tie, I would be dying for a good book to read or a decent cup of coffee or sex on the counter with a glass of water and a tulip on the window sill. If I were h... Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 15:57:00 GMT |
slowboat to china |
in the next life, i'll be a sailboat... and if i awake in a sheltered bay and a ripple appears in the usual still water, i'll bet on a strong wind that day... that may even take me to china. ... Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:01:00 GMT |
unicycle leg |
I wish I could erase unhappiness with a giant, pink eraser. Picture this and at 'the drop of a hat', a ridiculous, giant, pink eraser lowers itself from a giant, blue sky and goes to work.&... Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:57:00 GMT |
pill food |
pillfood:
condensed versions of spare-ribs and lollipops
busy getting to places we need to go
getting out of bed...
beds, then busy days
busy days, then beds
we all eat; we all wish we were not
so m... Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:50:00 GMT |
what accident ...? |
...I've just improved my dearest friends... as Hemingway: that rum swillin', elephant-gun shootin', literary-critic smackin' mallet might say.
I had a fall from my goddamn skateboard... Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 16:20:00 GMT |