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Jeramy

Give everyone a trophy.... Celebrate mediocrity.

About Me

Proudly serving in the military. Get paid to be a glorified nerd. I enjoy playing with my kids, shooting pool, being outdoors, collecting movies, and Halo. Cannot stand anything without wit, common sense, or humor... apathy and laziness are taboo as well. I've been addicted to drum and bass for nearly ten years now and have a relentless need to appreciate GOOD music. Big fan of Dane Cook, Red vs Blue, and being good at what I do.

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My Interests

Taking over third world countries. Hunting for midgets (here they're called little Americans). Shooting pool. Boobs are an all time favorite. Playing G.I. Joe. Erradicating the world of third nipples and the scourge that they present. Driving erratically. Watching movies.

You will take over Afghanistan using only Ninja Midgets


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I'd like to meet:

The guy responsible for American Idol, just to kick him in the pee-pee. Or Kate Beckinsale under circumstances of lowered inhibitions... Aside from that, just trying to catch up with old friends. If I know you or should know you, drop me a note...

Music:

Drum and Bass, rock (old and new), blues, been on an 80's kick lately, intellegent hip hop, Old Blue Eyes himself, swing, competent turntablism, electrobreaks and most other music with a snare and ridiculous bass.

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Movies:

Favorites include: Gross Pointe Blank, So I Married An Axe Murderer, The Firefly Series, The Bourne Series (the books are better though), Man on Fire, Super Troopers, Thank You for Smoking, Lucky Number S7even, Borat, Talladega Nights, and..... there's a bunch I enjoy watching.Jeramy's Random Movie Quote:

'Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.'

- Pedro, Napoleon Dynamite

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The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

House, Family Guy, Who's Line is it Anyways?, 24, Lost, and Smallville. Does Ask a Ninja count as TV? Jeramy --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

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Books:

Starship Troopers (the movie was uber-cheesy but the book is unbelievable, from a political science point of view). Robert Ludlum always puts out books that are good reads (the Bourne Series). Tucker Max has moved his way to the top of my list; that man is an inspiration.
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