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Jeff

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My Interests

Interest....riding 4 wheeler..running..hanging with friends...PARTY

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I'd like to meet:

dale earnhardt jr.superman.......and dont get mad if your not in my TOP 8 because unless your family your not going to get up there because you cant replace family!:)

Music:

Ill listen to about any music..mainly Rock, Hip Hop/R&B, Country

Movies:

WAITING.WEDDING CRASHERS.BILLY MADISON.THE NUMBER 23..FULL METAL JACKET..THE MATRIX...ANY SUPERMAN MOVIE..cause SUPERMAN IS DA SHIT! Talladega Nights,Anchorman,RENO 911;MIAMI,SUPERBAD

Television:

CSI:MIAMI..SMALLVILLE...FAMILY GUY..AMERICAN DAD..FUTURAMA...SOUTH PARK..umm CARTOONS lol also like watching Texas Holdem

Books:

magazines count...

Heroes:

SUPERMAN..DALE EARNHARDT JR.... MY FAMILY

My Blog

7 kinds of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is ...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:31:00 PST

sex poems

roses are redLemons are sourOpen your legs and give me an hourKissing Is A HabitFucking Is A GameGuys Get All The PleasureGirls Get All The Pain10 Minutes Of Pleasure9 Months Of Pain3 Days In The Hosp...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST

sex

: how sex starts......a smile leads to a laugh...a laugh leads to a high 5...a high 5 leads to a hug...a hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 makeout...a makeout leads 2 finger...a finger leads to a h...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:28:00 PST

Pretty Funny!

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or pu...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST