DJ ANUS

Born and raised in the streets of an unknown small European county, DJ Anus had a hard life; meeting dicks that would constantly push him around. Shining shoes and stealing apples was all he had ever known. It is rumoured that his father was an elk and his mother was a sunflower. Things turned around for DJ Anus on hearing his mother's first classic LP Vengaboys - The Party album. The young Anus was hooked and began to practice his decks skills on 2 rubbish bin lids. As the Anus couldn't sing (just make loud vibration noises) he collaborated with Da Flava Boyz (a Glaswegian Reggae band) to mix some of their tunes. DJ Anus shot to fame in Germany. The Anus was a social recluse and rumours of a tragic car accident circulated visciously. The release of another song abolished those rumours as quick as the rumours that Osama Bin Laden had been killed. DJ Anus' (and Osama Bin Laden's and the Vengaboys') whereabouts are currently unknown.