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EMMCUE

Dorkus enormous!

About Me


I...
got married to my high school sweetheart.
am often smothered with sloppy kisses.
suffer from sinus allergies due to dusty, wonderful books.
express unconditional love for food.
am a people-watcher.
am a "middle child."
enjoy a good belly-laugh (the easiest way to burn calories).
am a poet and don't know it.
use ellipses way... too... much...
will eventually buy a lunchbox for school and become the old lady in class.
continually botch-up metaphors and use malapropisms with confidence.
am mildly obsessive-compulsive.
still get carded when I buy a Lotto ticket.
occasionally enjoy an ice cold brewsky.
quote scholars like DeLima, Bumatai, Sandler, Rock & Chapelle.
have a redundant tendency to practice redundancy, reduntantly.
torn between 35mm and digital, so now I want a Nikon D80 SLR.
often initiate conversations on a tangent.
appreciate spelling so I do not use acronyms.
am jealous of Carl's iPod,
am caffeine-addicted due to insomnia.
am an insomniac due to my caffeine addiction.
am quirky and proud.
am simply HAPPY.

My Interests



Kimo (my mirror image minus gender)
Kanoa (my hip-hop-loving, BJJ fighting, break-dancing, football-player)
Watching Jiu-jitsu
Skin ink
Sex and sleep
Home-cooked meals
Football
Art history
Charcoal drawing
Running in the park
Human anatomy
Free stuff
"Relax, relate, release"
Photography
Optical illusions
M.C. Escher
Scientific ponders
Crossword puzzles
DVD Easter eggs
Scrapbooking
Making lists...

I'd like to meet:

The Rock, Ernie Reyes Jr., Tiki Barber, Rob Schneider, Tony Jaa, Stephon Marbury, Ray Lewis, Junior Seau, Royce Gracie, Quentin Tarantino... Fellow Aquarians, Sarcastically funny people, Reggaeton-bashers,
Whoever wants to be met!

Music:

Marcia Griffiths, Glen Washington, Sanchez, Beres Hammond, Gregory Isaacs,
Who doesn't love Bob Marley?
Morgan Heritage, Kotch, Wayne Wonder, Freddie McGregor, Born Jamericans, Fiji, Koa'uka, 3Plus, Sade, Lauryn Hill, John Legend, R. Kelly, D'Angelo, Mary J. Blige, Tamia, Kelis, Maxwell, Jaheim, Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Jodeci, 112, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Teddy Pendergrass, Old School R&B, Roots, Common, MosDef, Kanye West, Nasty Nas, A Tribe called Quest, Ice Cube, Fugees, Jack Johnson, No Doubt, Sugar Ray, Sublime...
I enjoy expressive lyrics, meaningful rhymes, jammin' acoustic guitar, ukulele strumming, skillful piano, nostalgic songs, artists & bands, chicken-skin voices, groovin' beats...

Movies:

Quentin Tarantino's,
Campy horror flicks,
Tom Hanks' movies,
Akira Kurosawa's,
Spike Lee joints,
Indie films,
M. Night Shyamalan (not his recent films),
DVD commentaries,
Alfred Hitchcock & spotting his cameos,
Tim Burton,
Foreign films,
Kung-fu flicks,
Jet Li (minus Romeo must die),
Sappy 80's movies,
Home movies (family-kinds... not PORN, you sicko!),
Have you seen my DVD collection?

Television:

10 o'clock news shown at 12,
Surgery shows,
UFC,
The History Channel,
PRIDE fighting championships,
HGTV,
Monday night football,
Everybody hates Chris,
Stars on Starbury,
College football,
Robot Chicken (my newest, shameful vice),
Food Network HD (awaiting Smell-o-vision),
Bodog fights.

Books:

Unconventional narratives,
Cookbooks with illustrations (awaiting scratch-n-sniff pictures),
Do-it-yourself home repair types,
Biographies of serial killers,
Random science books(to keep a fresh mind),
Math books (I actually miss homework assignments),
Dan Zevin-The day I turned uncool,
Emily Colas-Just checking,
Autobiography of a one-year old as told to Rohan Candappa,
Chuck Palahniuk-Haunted,
Sharon Waxman-Rebels on the backlot,
Any book by David Sedaris,
Ruth Wajnryb-Expletive deleted.

Heroes:

My parents, Carl, Jesus Christ.

My Blog

I don’t know why

Why has my only outlet become this damned myspace!!! I think I might sign up for something else...  I'm bored out my damned mind! (Punctuation and spelling errors please submit to www dot fu...
Posted by EMMCUE on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:59:00 PST

To Carl

Loving you is a like a song I replay Every three minutes and thirty seconds of every day And every chorus was written for us to recite Every beautiful melody of devotion every night It's potion like t...
Posted by EMMCUE on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 08:40:00 PST

Better together

And all of these momentsJust might find their way into my dreams tonightBut I know that theyll be goneWhen the morning light singsAnd brings new thingsBut tomorrow night you seeThat theyll be gone to...
Posted by EMMCUE on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:26:00 PST

Long walk...

Because you say, I am rich, and have gotten riches, and have need of nothing;  and don't know that you are the wretched one, miserable, poor, blind and naked.  Revelations 3:17  ...
Posted by EMMCUE on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 04:39:00 PST

Name that tune4...

You know some real bad tricks And you need some discipline But, lately you've been trying real hard And giving me your best And, you give me the most gorgeous sleep That I've ever had And when it's re...
Posted by EMMCUE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Name that tune3...

What you want might make you cryWhat you need might pass you byIf you don't catch itAnd what you need ironicallyWill turn out what you want to beIf you just let it...
Posted by EMMCUE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nostalgia

I was probably 8 years old.  A perfect Sunday afternoon at Redondo Beach pier with the family.  The nice, salty sea breeze scent surrounds you as soon as you open your car door.  The fu...
Posted by EMMCUE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Name that tune 2...

When I dream of fairytales I think of me and Shelly. See, she's my type of hype and I can't stand when brothers tell me, That I should quit chasin' and look for something better, But the smile that sh...
Posted by EMMCUE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Name that tune...

Let's take a long walk, around the park, after dark. Find a spot for us to spark. Conversation, verbal elation, stimulation, share our situations, temptations, education, relaxations, elevations. Mayb...
Posted by EMMCUE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who cares?

Books, books and more books... The life of a librarian. SSSHHHHH!!!
Posted by EMMCUE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST