About Me
I like music, tennis, blond bier, going to the pictures, putting clean socks on cleaner feet, brushing my teeth, drinking red wine, dancing that shows my dance skills originated in the skanking circles of york, the fact that i live in phoenix nights land which makes long walks home on easter mondays funny, Poland, my new rosary beads, history, grand designs, kitkats, Sweden, museum, dancing like morissey after knocking lizzy out by doing so, talking like a wanker, walking like one too, strutting to the beat of the Divinyls, pissing yourself laughing at teachers in baby blue nighties OPENLY in front of them on the floor of polish hotels, having too many DJ's, dadaism, french films dubbed in english but with french songs, the language of gypsies, good good beer, light theft, big big robbery, things that are bad for you and my bed.I do not like advocaat for obvious reasons, when my flys on my faveourtie jeans decide to fall down more often than meg when shes pissed, ignorance, flat tyres on bicycle bicycle you are my bicycle hence the long walks home on easter Monday, dirty dancing the film (in real life i love it) and last orders.
