What The Hell |
This probably won't seem like me or something I would do but tough shit, deal with it. I'm over it, lol.Anyway, I've been trying to locate a girl I dated a long time ago. Back in '92 when I was traini...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST |
Will The Real Men Please Stand Up |
Fuck the bullshit. There are no real men anymore. Except me, apparently. You fucking pansy ass bitches should just kill yourselves. Fucking faggots.
So I told this motherfucker today, a contractor, I...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST |
Bet Y'all Didn't Expect This |
Actually, I never expected this. I'm going to defend a religion. Not just any religion, Islam. Fucking Islam.
All you hear on the news is violence by Islam but Islam is a peaceful religion. As my sis...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:20:00 PST |
I Don't Get It |
What happened to the days when state leaders would take their armies from country to country killing everything that got in their way? We all need to take a step back and embrace the ways of our ances...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:07:00 PST |
As Much As I Dislike Bush... |
We need to repeal the order that prevents us from assassinating heads of state. Ahmadinejad, kill him. Hugo Chavez, kill him. Kim Jyong Il, kill the motherfucker. Kill Bush for all I care. If someone ...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:20:00 PST |
Accountability |
So it's official. Nobody in the world is accountable for their actions. Except me. I fucking love it. One month ago, a full 30 fucking days, I was told by New Jersey's Department of Labor, that I coul...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:38:00 PST |
Fuck |
Today I found a picture of a man on a bookcase next to the sofa in my basement. It was black and white. Still is, actually. A portrait with a smile prescribed specifically for the camera. His eyes wer...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:59:00 PST |
I Love You, but..... |
I don't know why but those four words used in that sequence send my blood pressure through the fucking ceiling. To me you either love someone or you don't. Telling someone you love them and tacki...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:48:00 PST |
If It Walks Like A Duck... |
Just in case anyone was still entertaining any doubts I'd just like to state definitively that I AM AN ASSHOLE. Did y'all get that? I have accepted it, and it's ok. As a matter of fact I've embraced t...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:59:00 PST |
I Feel Dirty |
I've been waiting six weeks to have these goddamn trees removed from my yard. This guy came out the beginning of July, gave me an estimate and told me 3-4 weeks. I said fine. Then last week I hadn't h...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:30:00 PST |
