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McLovin

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Chuck Norris. Chewbacca. Charo.

My Blog

It's official

I am moving to NYC.   Like, now. OK, I have to go pack my stuff...  
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Lost my job

I got laid off today.  I don't feel very good about that. It's going to be hard with the wedding coming up. That's pretty much all I have to say.   
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:55:00 GMT

Ha ha! AWESOME!

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Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:25:00 GMT

Astronomers Ruined My Book

Why did they have to pick NOW to demote Pluto?I was just about to finish my book Pluto: The Most Distant Planet, Which Is Definitely a Planet and Always Will Be, I Promise.Now I have to start all over...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:12:00 GMT

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Alma Mater has the dubious distinction of being the #1 party school. Finally we are drunker and dumber than all those other schools.Take that, ITT Technical Instutite!
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:52:00 GMT

Phat Beats

I'm recording some tracks that I hope to have up sooner rather than later. Working with a drum machine has it good points but it also has some pretty serious drawbacks. Roland Thunder (the drum machin...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:34:00 GMT

The Menagerie

I just realized that all of our pets have really weird names. Great names, but weird names. Most of them even have nicknames.The iguana: Skippy "Tortillas" KroftThe turtle: Langston Jenkins Hughes-Mil...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:49:00 GMT

Another Rant on the Great Softening

Tonight at dinner--well, really beginning yesterday at the Carnival of Lard that is the San Antonio Riverwalk, I began to realize this:Our country was born of people who crammed onto wooden crates of ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 21:51:00 GMT

Les Claypool

I never thought I would say this: I walked out on Les Claypool.After more than an hour of playing, it became painfully clear (largely from my back) that this was not my music. This was music for the P...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 18:58:00 GMT

Kevin Federline is a retard

But you already knew that.Apparently the best idea this tweeker's had lately is to go on a crusade to save the penny from decomission.POPOZAO! POPOZAO!
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 18:36:00 GMT