Titties and beer.
Rock
Forrest Gump, Snatch, Dirty Work, Airplane, Big Lebowski, Space Balls, Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Team America, Hot Shots, Euro Trip, Road Trip, Water Boy, Joe Dirt
Family Guy, American Dad, Nip/Tuck
The dictionary. Hate to ruin the ending, but the zebra did it.