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KAYA

Im on zoloft right now to keep me from killin'yal

About Me

I LIKE : candy,boys with blood on them,wonderbread,boys with bruises,Sean Sullivan I HATE : ginos, feet, people, male models, Tom,seans alter ego Ramrod Sullivan AKA Viper, sweatpants, girls with badly done yellow highlights, cooties, hospitals,my mailman,UGG boots, olives, 12 year old wanna be thugs,girls that ruin perfectly good outfits with a pair of plastic flip flops, florescent lighting, excess body hair,any song with the word shorty in it,Celine Dion, people who insist on eating on the subway, baking soda toothpaste, my intestine,pilates, stamps, pants, staring at everyone on the subways eyebrows and wishing i could pluck them, and man sandels (there's no excuses).ADORES: Jess, sugarpuff, jessiiiikaaaaaaaa, DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF a) you have frosted tips, hollister shirts and seashell necklaces....but your a boy b) your pics are of you shirtless and flexing your muscles in a self portrait c) you are born and raised in woodbridge d) you are a euroslut coming to Canada and looking for someone to "show you around"...it's getting old and lame now e) I'm not really on Zoloft....so stop asking me for it. Call Mike Tyson instead you crackhead. f) i hate you already....fuck off! Please MESSAGE me if... a) you are drunk b) you have a bottle of Grey goose that needs drinking c) all of the above

My Interests

Hanging out with my cats, drunk texting, having tea parties with my cats, painting my cats toenails,making fruit helmets for my cats, waiting for the mailman,waiting for people to pass out and then stealing their accesories,trying to steal my friend Jeff's girlfriend, randomly getting on planes, making fun of people, eating gelato, GLAD press n sealing everything i can get my hands on.

WE KILL YOU! WE KILL YOU!
WE KILL YOU! WE KILL YOU!
WE KILL YOU! WE KILL YOU!
WE KILL YOU! WE KILL YOU!

I'd like to meet:

your mom when she's sober.

Music:

crank up the good...turn down the suck! the sounds, Slum Village, brand new, beatles of hip hop, the beatnuts, ghostface killah, gravediggaz, cat power, mazzy star,CamRon, bright eyes, Jay dee, wolfmother, MF Doom, the diplomats, clipse, mobb deep, the roots, stevie wonder, al green, jeff buckley, Alchemists, arcade fire, Bloc Party, cat stevens, the cure, death cab for cutie, deftones, handsome boy modelling school, hellogoodbye, john legend, Micheal Jackson, nepunes, mos def, nas, NIN, keyshia cole, M.O.P, pharcyde, prince paul, radiohead, the stars, talib kweli, the vines, the deadly snakes, bob james, damien rice, radiohead, cancer bats, aqualung, sigur ros, the dears, emery, genisis, tribe called quest, the killers, lynard skynard, led zepplin, otis redding, Prince, jazzy jeff, the paper chase, saosin,sean paul, shai hulud,taking back sunday, team sleep, usher, point blank, all that remains, spells

Movies:

Labirynth, Session 9, Donnie Darko, Legend, the Dark Crystal, MIdnight in the garden of good and evil, C.R.A.Z.Y , troop beverly hillls, gattica, BOUND, that porno your mom was in and spooky stuff that forces me to snuggle.

Television:

watching Justin Timberlake, Chingy and Jessica Simpson music videos with the MUTE button on

Books:

Who has time for books when your trying to build a bed made outta wonderbread!

Heroes:

alani banani , beaner, peepee, sully, brooks, viva puff, my bro, aless, chi chi Cuz your all fucking nuts and i love you for it

My Blog

DayDREAMING!

DaydreamsI fell asleep beneath the flowersfor a couple of hourson a beautiful dayDaydreams I dream of you amid the flowers such a beautiful dayAs I spy from behind my giant robot's eyesI keep him happ...
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST

hallowe'en and alessias!

here are some pics from the Rue Morgue party on hallowe'en that i forgot to post. I had fun making people look gross. oh god I heart doing peoples make up!Anyways, last night we had Alessias bachloret...
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

Roadtripppppp Motherfuckers!

Sully and i went roadtripping...even though we hate eachothers stupid faces . We made it through...and I kept the "eat shit and die" comments to a minimum. Booze makes us tolerate eachother. So we hit...
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:13:00 PST

Natey's bday!

Went up to nates place for his bday....rode his daddy's bike and almost pissed my pants but fell in love with it....drank LOTS of beer....sunbathed with the ladies....had one wierd ass conversation ab...
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

Kaya + tequila =

Sarah and Jeff's housewarming......jess and Kaya retarded....again....looking for pirates booty. Operation "steal Jeff's girlfriend" ye heeeeeard......
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

Tin Bangs last niggggggghhhhhhht!

yeah so we went and it was awesome. and just some other random shit. And ending the night with Paul on the roof with a bottle of wine watching the sunrise and feeding the racoons orange duck from New ...
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

NY and stuff

Had fun in NY....made it home safe....got retarded......
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:56:00 PST

time for rehab!!!!

So lots of stuff happened this weekend and lots of substances were consumed so i don't remember anything since last thursday at 9Pm. But here's what i know happened....the lovely sean took me to a Jay...
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

The bracelet club!

Jess this one is for you....I woke up with a red bull in my hand...
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:53:00 PST

I'ver never enjoyed a creamsicle more in my life...

take 22 bodies, 3 bedrooms, copius amouts of booze, one bathroom, retarded feasts cooked by men, 22 brokeback jokes a minute, two casulties....and this is what you get........
Posted by IN MY WHITE TEE on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:01:00 PST