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IF ITS GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT ILL GIVE U TROUBLE

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About Me

im a good guy im a coutry guy but i do alot of dumb shit and have a good time at others exspence also im a redneck and ima racest personTake the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!
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What Kind of Chevy Should You be Rollin' in?

Silverado 2500
This tough ass truck is all you want to drive. You drive it wherever it's muddy and far up into the hills!
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Wut Kind Of Drink Are You

Hpnotiq
Your young, like to have as much fun as possible thats why your drink hpnotiq
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What NASCAR driver are YOU???

Dale Earnhardt Jr.
You are pretty much the COOLEST person known to man, and you have great taste in just about everything. If you won this by accident, such as people named Bill, then you should leave this page right now because you dont deserve to even read this.
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what extreme sport are you?

dirtbiking
DIRTBIKING...u crazy ass motha fucka i gotta give it to u u got some balls if u try this shit i mean gettin up that high and doin shit like that i mean damn!
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wat type of cars fits u best?

custom cars!
yaaaaa u like that best crap out there n u spend all ur money on ur car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Auto Identity

Adventure Machine
You want to go outdoors, and live a little. You need a car that can trek the mountains, and survey the desert.
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What motorsport is right for you?

Nascar
People call you a redneck, but you dont care! You love fast cars and America.
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Are you Verified for an Official Insane Drivers Lisence?

YOU PASSED!!!!!!!
CONGRATS!!!! YOU PASSED MY LOYAL FRIEND IN OUR INSANE ARMY OF INSANE DRIVERS!!!! YOU ARE NOW VERIFIED AS AN OFFICIAL INSANE DRIVER AND AS A SUCH YOU NOW NEED AN OFFICIAL INSANE DRIVERS LISENCE... SO GET SOME CARDBOARD AND PAPER AND ANY STICKERS YOU MIGHT WANT, ALSO GET A PICTURE OF YOUR SELF AND CUT IT OUT TO WALLET SIZE, THEN GLEW/TAPE THE PAPER TO THE RIGHT SIZE OF A DRIVERS LISENCE TO THE RIGHT SIZE AND SHAPE OF A DRIVERS LISENCE CARDBOARD THEN BUT YOUR NAME AND AGE ON YOUR LISENCE AND WRITE ON THE BACK THAT YOU ARE VERIFIED AND THIS NAME
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What motorsport is for you (new and improved)

NASCAR
People call you a redneck, but you dont care! You love fast cars and America! Your idols probably include Richard Petty, Dale Earndhart, Darrell Waltrip, etc.
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ARE YOU A TRUE RACER (((PICS))))

you are the truest racer there is
you can run anything. you love speed and hate going slow. you live life on the edge and 2nd is just the first loser.
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What Supercar are you?

Saleen S7
You are the Saleen S7. You are all about American Muscle.
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What Cadillac R U?

Tha Sporty : XLR
YOu like to drive fast....well here'z tha PERFECT car for u
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Which Corvette are you?

1969 Corvette Stingray L88
OOO wow... way to go!!! you are the most powerful corvette ever produced in triple digits, with 580 horsepower under the hood and the nicest body style the corvette ever saw, you are the most desirable corvette ever made
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What LAMBORGHINI are YOu??

Murcielago R-GT
you just wanna take it off and show it off. you love the speed. you go 221mph. it takes her 3.1seconds to get to 60mph. and ur H.P. is 650
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WHat type of redneck r u??

fishin' or huntin' redneck
You think, smell, breathe, taste, and live for hunting!! you are all about guns, and killing things.. but if your the type that fishes, when you are fishin', you spend most of your time drinkin beer, other than actually fishing..
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What type of bike are you?

Honda CR
So you like the Honda's? Ever thought of getting into a technology academy or school? You're either jealous of the young and nimble riders, or you're laughing at the old and slow riders who are jealous of YOU! In your riding style you like to have enough power to get you wherever you wnat to go, and yet you won't sacrifice the nice comfortabel feel of a truly unique honda suspension.
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Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? lake
Pizza or Chinese? pizza
Mansion or Penthouse? mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski? yes and dont trust ron while riding on the back
Are you afraid of clowns? no
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 4 bros and 2 sisters
Favorite band/group? big and rich
Baseball or football? both
Favorite brand of makeup? im am a stright guy
Waffles or pancakes? wafles
Do you have an IPod? no i spend money on important thing
Bike or scooter? bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon? no
How will you celebrate turning 21? having a drinking party wit my bet buds
What brand computer do you have? dont spend time to lok
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? non
Favorite city? mcgregor
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? ice cream
Do you think you are fat? no
Ever throw up in a public place? yeh
Do you have a pool? no
Ever drive a car? yeh who doesnt learn by9
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 1
Last movie you saw? talledaga nights
Who is your hero? kyle fontaine
How old are your parents? 40 something
What deceased person would you like to meet? dale earnhart
Do you chew ice? yeh
&..39;Have you been to California?' no
Last book you read? who reads
Favorite teacher? anderson
Do you like to go fishing? yeah
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? 0
How many of those do you regret? 0
What is you average in school? A
Favorite professional team? twins
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 10
Do you have braces? yeah thye stink
Do you bite your nails? no
What is your last thought before falling asleep? its only 4
Do you fall in love easily? yeah
Ever have a crush and they never knew? yes
Do you babysit? yes
Ever been shot at?
Do you work out/exercise? yes
Do you have 6 pack abs? no
Do you consider yourself nice? yes
What movie character would you like to be? chuk noris
Do you go to camp for the summer? yes
Ever been bit by a snake? yes
Have you been on a boat? yes
Name of friend you have known the longest? ron
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? yes
Ever break a bone? no
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? to many
What is your ultimate job? dnr officer
Do you want to walk on the moon? no
Can you name the seven dwarfs? no
Favorite TV show? prince of belair
Apples or oranges? apples
Favorite model of car? chevy
Favorite flower? rose
Favorite color? blue
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? yes
Ever climb out your bedroom window? no
Do you live in an apartment or house? house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? no
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? no but pop did
How many cousins do you have? millions im a borchart half the planet
Do you believe in ghosts? no
If you were a bird, what would you be? owl
Ever get stitches? yes in my mouth
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? will i hav a hot wife
How many kids do you want to have? 2
If you could change your name, what would it be? no
Dogs or cats?
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? britney
&..39;Do you believe in love at first sight?' no
Do you go to church? yes
Would you marry outside your religon? yes
How many people were at your last party? 20
Ever ride in a limo? ye
Ever drink champagne? no but i got to bottles for the right moment
Favorite dinner? ramen
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My Interests

parting and hunting
for cowboys/cowgirls only!
ford or chevy? chevy all the way
diesel or gas? diesel
bulls or broncs? bulls
wrangler or cinch? wraglers
lace up or pull on boots? lace up
Justin or H&H? hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
tail gating or line dancing? tail gating
george strait or chis ledoux? george strait
mossy oak or real tree camo? real tree
bud or coors? bud
cope or skoal? skoal
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? the buckle and the girls
men belong in the...
women belong in the...
beef or pork? beef
hunting or fishing? both
drugs or jesus? jesus drugs for the nigers
stetson or resistol? stetson
bed of your truck or a motel? bed of my truck
texas or colorado? colorado
ropin or wrestling? ropin
tatoos or scars? scars
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? at the rodeo with yuor love

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I'd like to meet:

id like to meet a girl that likes me and she would have to be a good lookin girl

Music:

im a country doy so i like alot of country music and some rock

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