Online personality tests; what do they mean? |
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After a battery of tests, these are the answers that I was given. But what do they really mean?DJ, your subconscious mind is driven most by Sexuality [Duh! I am a male...
Posted by Distressedclown on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST |
The Perverted Pomeranian |
The Perverted Pomeranian I used to work with a woman that has a pervert Pomeranian. She told me a story one day that nearly sent me to the hospital in laughter. A Pomeranian, for those of you who do n...
Posted by Distressedclown on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:10:00 PST |
Never shower with a wasp |
This story is mostly true, I have just colored it a bit to make it funnier.
In mid August, I had just put away my lawn mower and came inside to take a shower. I was hot, tired, dirty, and sweaty; ev...
Posted by Distressedclown on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST |
Jed Clampett |
How many of you remember the Beverly-hillbillies? Jed Clampett was always sitting in the back yard whittling on a piece of wood, with that old beat up hat of his hanging on top of his head as if it wo...
Posted by Distressedclown on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST |
Most embarrassing moment |
This happened many years ago, but it is still a good story. This is my most embarrassing moment, which happened when I was about 20. At the time I thought that I would die; now I think it's pretty fun...
Posted by Distressedclown on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST |
Texas Chili |
Words that came to mind when I ate Texas chili&Dignity removalGut plungerAlternative beefAcid refluxIntestinal apocalypse.Melted enamelStomach casualtyFlaming nostril hairScreaming lungsGlowing eye...
Posted by Distressedclown on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST |
Market yourself |
Market yourself
How men should market themselves An introduction into a new type of male companion! Included with backward compatibility for ease of use! Designed to accommodate realtime...
Posted by Distressedclown on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST |
