Space Lumberjacks

STORY OF LUMBERJACKSin the heart of the 80s this hot alaskan wolf bitch hooked up with this asshole of a bear. they went ahead and banged it out and the wolf became pregnant and had this bastard baby thing that could only be described as a manbeast. abandoned by his parents the manbeast sent out to look for someone to drink with and watch troll 2 and trapped in the closet with. thats when he met dalton.
dalton had been sippin on king cobra 40z for 4 weeks straight hoping to gain snake abilities. well it turns out king cobra just gets u drunk and goofy. while being inebriated he found this hunk of wood with strings on it called a guitar. he played the hell out of it until fire rose from his house... ultamitely burning it down. he had nowhere to go. except to the home of his new friend the manbeast. dalton introduced manbeast to this magic thing called a keyboard.
3 weeks later they see this guy with a boner and an awesome hat. named mooby man. hes only goal in life was to get Bjs. dalton and manbeast told him that playing drums is the perfect way to meet bitches who like putting their mouths around weiners. so he joined the band.
after that they realized they lacked an important part of a band.. vocalist. they were on the hunt. thats when they met this little buddhole of a guy named ..buddhole. he impressed the manbeasts with his ability to drink a sht load of booze just like him. he started singing for us and we told him to shut the fuck up and scream. thus.. creating the vocalist we all know and love today
skippy = david burger
Space LumberJacks were formed back in 2006. If you look through the exterior of partying and goofyness our goal is to take a music style and modernize it. We play epic/death metal. We take so much pride in our music and the way it is played. We hope to take today's style of death metal and black metal and take the elements of so many different types of metal and blend them, from thrashy aspect's to groove and heavy sludgy grooves mixed with panoramic huge orchestra with our keyboardist Atom Manbeast. The live performances that we put on though still local have been described as "amazing" and people's reaction to our music is very very positive. For any contact info foor show's please msg us or email [email protected] for booking information
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"DONT BE SAD"
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Space Lumbo Studio Update 2