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Matty Beeeee!

Welcome all and " Big it the F@*k up!

About Me

I'll keep it simple shall I. Im 26 and like to think im a laid back, chilled dude that anyone can get on with. I love soicalizing, playing my guitar and making people smile :)..

Im going back to Cyprus, so if you dont hear off I aint being rude, im just sat on some beach all summer strumming my ermmm............... guitar ;) x!

My Willy Size:
You cant be for real here Tom surely? How come no one else gets this question and just me? Ow well, hang on a mo I'll go get a kiddies ruler and magnifine glass...... two ticks...

Ever Followed Through:
Tom your sick asking this sort of shit of people! Yeh I proberably have followed through although I cant remember when????

My Interests

Almost everything intrest me except mundain things like the every increasingly super-maga-fun-happy thing we know as TAX lol! I love going out, being with friends, reading a book, watching the tide, climbing a tree, singing let it be, playing games, having a laugh, stroking garaffs having a cuddle then splashing a puddle, gazing a stars and obvoiusly..... eating cheese! One of my most favourate loves though is music. As I've already stated I love to play the guitar and keyboard/piano and love to sing. Music...... to me.... EVERYTHING and the joy of life if not life its self. Big it up!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone and everyone. Im not on here to find love but to find great people as one can never have too many friends! Im also gonna be travelling the world next year and would love to meet some people on the way and see their way of life and what they do!

Music:

Its gotta be the Beatles come on people! Seriously though I do love all music and mean that. I love all the modern bands like coldplay/artics and stuff but also love dance music expecially drum and bass which I still love the fact thats its still under ground and not to main stream. I have a passion for the classics like schumann and mozart, love funky soul and gospel, my little bro when he's smashing a wooded spoon against the bin, Nervana, Bob dylan and all his era, punk, rock, rap, R+B (but old skool R+B ie 12 bar blues), death metal, even some weird japanese music and crappy euro pop!Anyhow, I hope you get the picture. To concluded....... Im easy!

Movies:

Proberably all the ones in your list ;)

Television:

You have to respect all the old (and new) english comedys. No-one quite does humour like us brits buts thats not to say their not funny. Friends and other american sitcoms rule, anything assuie like round the twist and some werid tv I saw in france once had me in stichies! At the mo tho its gotta be Peter Kay-Legand!

Books:

Must admit I feel for the whole Dan Brown thing like the rest of the universe....... I know, I know...

Heroes:

Im sure I'll get stick for this but its Paul Mc Cartney. The man is a melodic genius! Him and Lennon where a team like no other but since Lennons death it seems he gets all he credit and that not fair. Dont get me wrong I admire Lennon to but as kurt Cobain said in his suicide letter "its better to burn out, than to faid away". And when this happens, no matter how tragic, people become imortalized. Examples: Elvis, Johnny Rotten, Brue Lee, Jimmi Hendrex. Get it? Theres many more people I look upto like Sponge Bob and my mom but thats not for here!

My Blog

A mass it did pass through me........

A mass it did pass through me, it caused me so much strain,I kept on pushing anyway, 'though my guts cried out in pain!What lay deep inside me?, what could I not digest?,so much turd inside me, its cr...
Posted by Matty Beeeee! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

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Once a wise man wondered, why a man should wonder so, finally he did conclude what all wise men should know, that to wonder is no wiser, than the space a man can need, and that any man can wonder why ...
Posted by Matty Beeeee! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

Looking through the keyhole

looking through the key hole a mass it did appear, I had squint to see just right for the object to be clear, once it came in full view a shiver a did shake, for the mass that came towards me was man ...
Posted by Matty Beeeee! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST

Catcha sniff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catch a sniff ow whata whiff, I said to my dear-old friend tiff, she said it came from deep within, Like a eggy buiscit from the tin, in my nostrals it did play, like the big bouncing mellons of doris...
Posted by Matty Beeeee! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

Marching on the water pipe...........

Marching on the water pipe I heard a crack beneath, I looked down slowly at my feet and water it did seep, although on further inspection, the water it was brown, for the pipe I was marching on was a ...
Posted by Matty Beeeee! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST