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About Me

I'm Matt. I don't say much. I'm quiet. I got a job making square burgers and other shit. I eat alot but don't gain any weight. I'm very strange/unorthodox, introverted, reserved, can be morbidly calm at times. I'm pretty independent. I have very mild ocd. I'm always good for a scathing critique or venomous rant about the subject du jour. I'm Moody, but insightful and caring. I'm a smart ass. I can be vulgar, self absorbed, an arrogant bastard who talks too much shit...short man complex. You might think, "This guy needs his ass kicked." My sense of humour is weird, eccentric, random, and dry. By dry I mean personality wise not how wet it is. The last line is not sexual. I play guitar alot. I love cars, especially 50's & 60's classics. Most modern cars now a days look too much like electric shavers. I like girl's underwear.......don't ask. I'm someone you could talk to for hours. I'm always willing to help people. I ramble alot. I don't like senseless drama. I suck at sports. But yeah, if you wanna know more just add me or whatever: [email protected]
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My Interests

cars, urban exploration, guitar manufacturing, music

I'd like to meet:

Mark Morton, Johnny Depp, Mikael Akerfeldt, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash

Music:

My favorite band is Opeth, but I also like old Metallica, Danzig, Lamb Of God, Killswitch Engage, Faith No More, Porcupine Tree, Pantera, Slayer, Annihilator, The Misfits, Andrew W.K., Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Motley Crue, Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, I could go on...

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Mad Max, American Psycho, The Departed, Office Space, Christine, The Terminator, Titanic, Reservior Dogs, Duel, etc.

Television:

Discovery Channel: Man vs. Wild, Mythbusters, Cash Cab, How it's made. MSNBC, CNN. Weather Channel. Comedy Central. Adult Swim.

Books:

Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Ernest Hemmingway, Anne Rice, John Updike

Heroes:

I do my own thing.

My Blog

When You Grow Up

I'm getting alot of strange memories tonight as it's the start of summer again, my last summer between school years. It seems like a liftime since I've moved here, ten? eleven years? or at least...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:12:00 PST

Because...

"Because we do not know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more tim...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:14:00 PST

I Have To Get Ready

(My contemplations as I awoke this morning to go back to school.)I have to get ready. I have to get ready right now. I have to get ready for my day. It's going to be a long ass day s...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:24:00 PST

A Typical Conversation Between My Parents

I was driving my parents along today and my mother had to return some videos to Blockbuster and when we arrived I fallowed behind them. My mother said, "So what do you wanna watch?" then my step...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:08:00 PST

A Typical Conversation With My Mother

(This is also probably a typical conversation with your mother.) I woke up this morning and I was looking at my bank statement that I got in the mail friday and I noticed my mother had made some...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:51:00 PST

"Monday"

This morning I got up and sat down in my big chair and started thinking about what I have to do today and I have to do the dishes, wash the laundry, pay my bills, clean the shower, take out the garbag...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

How To Cope With Depression (some advice I've gotten)

I don't remember how it came up, but one time I mentioned to a co-worker that I had been kind of bummed out and her advice to me is that I shouldn't be sad, that I should be happy. She went on to say ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

I Need To Get My Stuff Done

This morning I got up and realized my stepfather Brian wasn't home and that he was gone to comstock for 4 days. So I got up quickly so I could get my stuff done. I sat down at the kitchen table to sta...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:53:00 PST

A Typical High School Relationship

A Typical High School Relationship-Phase I: The Buildup-Get a in a relationship-Be together for a while-Know you're going to be together forever-Think you're going to be together forever-Assume you're...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST