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Joe

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About Me

Ok, I’m not sure what to write, so I’ll use trusty bullet pointy things to make it easier and less daunting to read.
Facts:
- Joe Popple
- 30.03.89
- 5’11”
- Born in Victoria
About me:
- Tired
- Amusing, at least in my own head
- Pessimistic/cynical
- Laid-back
- Logical
- Lazy
Likes:
- My Nintendo Wii
- Playing guitar (badly)
- Music (see left)
- Football (Tottenham Hotspur)
- Rugby (London Wasps)
- Skiing
- Parties
- Talking
- Going out with friends
- Holidaying with friends
- Quentin Tarantino
- M Night Shyamalan
- Burnt Face Man
- Computing
- Cars and motorsports
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Philosophising
- Shiney, new, electronic things
- ‘Free money’
- People with the same sense of humour (Jack)
- Laughing
- Sleeping
- Being scared by Salad Fingers
- Coincidences
- ZAZU
- F365 Forum! Hooray!
Dislikes:
- People who are always happy
- Unimaginably ignorant people
- Flying
- Really light rain/snow
- Coriander
- Aniseed
- Greed
- Crying babies
- Annoying children
- Being a ‘schlechte Student’
- Deadlines
- The thought of what to do next
- Being lonely
- Being tired
- M&S adverts
- Covers of really good, old songs, especially when done by a crap artist
- The media making a fuss of things
- Pringles' 'sweet Thai' dip shit
- Shitty oat shit biscuits
- Having a "Top 8"
- When cool songs are used on adverts
My Friend Space
I have 0 friends.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone

Music:

I've seriously condensed my before-ludicrously long list of favourite artists and bands to this 'compact' version.

(hed)p.e.,
10cc Godley & Creme,
AC/DC,
B.B King,
Basement Jaxx,
The Beatles,
Blink-182,
Bloodhound Gang,
Daft Punk,
Deep Purple,
Die Artze,
Dragonforce,
Electric Six,
Eminem,
Enter Shikari,
The Flaming Lips
Fleetwood Mac,
Foo Fighters,
Gary Moore,
Head Automatica,
Hot Hot Heat,
Incubus,
Iron Maiden,
Jimi Hendrix,
Jimmy Eat World,
John Lennon,
The Killers,
The Kix,
Killswitch Engage,
Led Zeppelin,
Less Than Jake,
Lostprophets,
Mr. Scruff,
The NESkimos,
Oasis,
The Offspring,
Pink Floyd,
Pendulum
The Prodigy,
Rage Against The Machine,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
The Rolling Stones,
Santana,
Semisonic,
The Killers
The Sex Pistols,
Thrice
Tenacious D,
Test Icicles,
Thin Lizzy,
The Who,
Wir Sind Helden,
Zazu,
ZZ Top,

Movies:

-Signs
-Kill Bill
-Reservoir Dogs
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Minority Report
-Star Wars IV, V, VI
-The Pianist
-Collateral
-Déjà Vu
-Edukators

Television:

My favourite programmes seem to be comedy only, but there's other stuff i watch too, just these are what come to mind:
-Family Guy
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-The Office
-Extras
-Peep Show
-Friends
-QI

Oh, and i particularly dislike:
-Deal or No Deal
-Lost