Kimmeh - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.You should friend me.

Background from flickr user

My Interests

Sleeping, movies, feminism, eating, tattoos, pretending to be interested in what you're saying, cooking, witty horror movies, reading, porridge, pajamas, self evisceration, research, dumb cartoons, gay rights, stand-up comedy, bananas

I'd like to meet:

Deborah Mailman, Eddie Izzard, Mary Harron, Hayao Miyazaki, Adam Beach, Cate Blanchett, Sherman Alexie, Margaret Cho, Christian Bale, Maya Angelou, David Gulpilil, Fiona Apple, Guillermo Del Toro, Emilie Autumn, Pam Grier, my paternal Grandmother, Jeff Buckley, Beau Sia, Terry Pratchett, Will Ferrell, the list goes on...

Music:

Emilie Autumn, most classical music, Tori Amos, Muse, Nick Cave, Marilyn Manson, The Coasters, Fiona Apple, Kylie Minogue, Placebo, The Gossip, Garbage, Melissa Auf der Maur, Regina Spektor, Foo Fighters, Damien Rice, System of a Down, Eskimo Joe, Imogen Heap, Dave Matthews Band, Mika

Movies:

Muriel's Wedding, Four Brothers, American Beauty, The Princess Bride, anything Monica Bellucci's in, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Shaun of the Dead, American History X, all Will Ferrell's movies, The 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, SVU, Little Britain, The Secret Life of Us, Adult Swim's fine selection of viewing, NCIS, Supernatural when I can tolerate the incest and pouting, Black Books, Torchwood, The L Word

Books:

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Looking Glass Wars, The Mercy of Thin Air, Poison, Chuck Palanhuick's shit, Monday's Are Red, Dark Angel, Terry Pratchett's books, Hero, Perfume, Flowers in The Attic, The Collector, Frankenstein, Animal Farm, those terrible 80's teenage trash novels

Heroes:

Good question.

My Blog

Need to socialise with drunkards more often. Good times afoot!

So! In line for the Ruby Room at Burswood last night and these douche bags shove in front of us and start prentending to talk the these girls (said girls are like ’we don’t know you, go aw...
Posted by Kimmeh on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:24:00 PST

Waxing poetical about a brilliant morning.

Laura's 20th at Matilda Bay. We sat around on blankets on the grass, between a triangle of trees. Laura's mates put streamers up between them so our territory was marked with a canopy of Disney-...
Posted by Kimmeh on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:57:00 PST

Just because I’m shorter than you when sitting, doesn’t mean I’m actually shorter than you.

I really can't stand it when people lean all the way over the counter and get right in my face, just to ask me a calm, non-argumentative question. I mean, it's kind of an aggressive gesture, consideri...
Posted by Kimmeh on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

A pink skull and crossbones just isnt going to cut it.

I want a new tattoo. It has to be colourful, girly in a that's-not-girly-you-fucking-weirdo kind of way, possibly fish related and able to fit on my arm. So I don't know what to do here. I've seen som...
Posted by Kimmeh on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:16:00 PST

I am surrounded by idiots.

Meanwhile, over at Swan Taxis... Girl 1: Who won the election the other day?Me: Kevin Rudd.Girl 2: No, it was Natalie Gauci. I'm not even kidding. Also posted this on my lj because, really, shit like ...
Posted by Kimmeh on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST

Please help, I am bleeding from the head.

I was trying to wash the excess shit out of my hair in the shower, and ended up shampooing my poor head fourt times. It was only after my fourth attempt that the water actually ran clear. Colour me Ca...
Posted by Kimmeh on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:59:00 PST