Blood Type X

Aloha, if you're reading this Profile that means there ain't shit on TV. my name is riXch. i'm half 'wetback' and half 'redneck', which makes me a 'wet-neck'. i'm a Southern California native now living in Honolulu Hawai'i. the sick thing about that is that my redneck DNA keeps me from maintaining a good tan. every time i go to work after hanging out on the beach, my face is so red that my co-workers think i was drinking before i came in. as if i would waste a good buzz on work. people tell me all the time they think i'm one of the funniest guys they have ever met. the people who have known me since i was a pup will be happy to know that that has not changed. it doesn't take much to get me worked up into a Bill Hicks type of rant (Lewis Black for you late bloomers). for some reason seeing me in pain makes people happy. how sick is that shit. alright, this was my first stab at the whole profile thing. i'll revise it later. Muchos Mahalo Ya'llXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX05.01.08 Shit ain't funny!!! well, not much has changed. i still live in Hawaii. now however i live in Waikiki. it's almost been four years and i have only made a few friends worth a shit. but i'm kinda hard to get to know. no worries i'm glad i have the friends i have. i do wish i could go back to Cali and visit everyone more often. just about all my friends have kids now and i haven't made it to a bday party yet. that sucks. well, i'm a pretty cool guy, i think so anyways. so if i request to be your friend it's because have something in common and that's all. not looking for love on this thing. but if the people at Apple are listening... a laptop that puts out a nice oder-free hand lotion on one side and has moist wipes on the other... HAHAHA just kidding!!!! that's gross i know, sorry. oh, you know i was kidding. i save that kinda stuf for the desktop, it has a much bigger screen ^_~v