Golf, Fishing, Movies, Bludgeoning little animals (oops...I can't say that), Deporting young children (damn it I have diarrhea of the mouth).
Bill Cower, Mark Spitz, The Marlboro Man, Anybody with 6 toes on one foot, The inventor of the Chia Pet, and Stan Lee.
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CSI (the original, not the defunct spinoffs), Dirty Jobs (disgusting), Bones, Numbers, Best Week Ever, Cops, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Two and a Half Men.
Any book by Terry Brooks, Dean Koontz, and Robert Jordan. I recommend reading The Story of B if you want to see outside the scope of societal parameters.
My mother and father, for all that they went through in raising me.