Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt)

About Me

I'm southern to a fault. I'm in school to be an Art Therapist. My favorite comedian is Maria Bamford. If you have never heard of her, look her up on YouTube and thank me later. Wit is a gift from God that keeps me from killing folks. I have a very close knit group of friends. Like a thrift store version of Sex and the City...meaning we don't have Manolo Blahniks, we have Rocket Dogs and Converse. You get the idea. I'm the least inspired and motivated art major EVER. I'm a huge flake. I don't return phone calls, I never write anything down, and i forget plans...daily. I'm late for everything. Dr. Phil says its because I'm self-centered. I say its because I am a perpetual misplacer of departure essentials. I make friends easy, and I will talk to anyone. I am very discerning and can read people like books. I think its fun to try and figure people out. I analyze everything ALL THE TIME. Psychology and sociology make me swoon.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 46%
Interdependence |||||||||| 40%
Intellectual |||||||||| 40%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||| 20%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 60%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 60%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||| 40%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 40%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 20%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 60%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Indie |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality test by similarminds.com social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not like to be alone, assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, likes the spotlight, loves food, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others

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My Interests

I live for trivia, long sleeved t-shirts, and dessert.
"Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded." - Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
"A southern girl is a girl who knows full and well that she can open a door for herself but prefers for the gentleman to do it because it demonstrates a sense of respect. After all, every girl wants to be treated like a princess. We know how to make sweet tea and grits while telling you everything about any football team in the SEC. We pick our battles and fight with the heart of a pit bull while still maintaining grace and elegance. Our mystique is that of a soft-spoken, mild-mannered southern bell who could direct an army, loves her momma and will always be daddy's little girl

I'd like to meet:

**CAROL BURNETTE**BOB MARLEY**SANDRA BULLOCK**SHIRLEY MCLAINE**Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

Music:

Music is my ritalin.

Movies:

Steel Magnolias, Robin Hood: Men in Tights(because they are manly men their men in TIGHTS!), Shawshank Redemption, Little Miss Sunshine, Napoleon Dynamite,Airplane,Father of the Bride, All things Monty Python and Mel Brooks except for the Flying Circus,STAR WARS!, I Heart the Huckabees, Office Space, Son-in-Law, Little Darlings, A League of Their Own, Mrs Congeniality 1 and 2, Stripes, 50 First Dates, Fried Green Tomatoes, on and on and on........

Television:

Books:

Job(its in the Bible, kids), Dry-Augusten Burroughs...Alice,LEts Eat!-Calvin Trillin...ALIVE: The True Story of the Andes Survivors-Piers Paul...The Giver-Lois Lowry...The Sweet Potato Queens Book Of Love-Jill Conner Browne...The Giving Tree-Shel Sliverstein...The Partner-John Grisham...Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments...The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson, On the Decay of the Art of Lying, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, A Burlesque Autobiography, Christian Science, and Is Shakespeare Dead?-all by Mark Twain

Heroes:

My mom, Mother Teresa, good teachers that actually make an impression and a difference, soldiers, people that fight for what they believe in.

My Blog

and i dont really care if you think im strange, i aint gonna change!

i feel extra irritable today. dont know why. just thought id share what is irking me.1. my telephone yells and snaps at me. i didnt pay 100 bucks to be yelled and snapped at, my mother does it for fre...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST

I wish I could show you how, I’m not who I was.

Brandon Heath - I'm Not Who I Was I wish you could see me now I wish I could show you how I'm not who I was I used to be mad at you A little on the hurt side too But ...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:24:00 PST

Because we are best friends...

You're like the tide in the deep blue Cause you're always there when I need you And when you need someone to carry you through I'm gonna be there for you...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine!

I’m not generally one to shove my belief down peoples throat. So if you don’t want to hear about it, now would be a good time to stop reading...But I just thought I’d share why Easte...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

Call me what you will...

Ive been incredibly aggitated today. It seems like everything is bothering me for some reason. Listening to the radio this morning made me want to choke kittens. I just need to say a few things...I&rs...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:31:00 PST

Shes my cherry pie, cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise

since we have moved into the new house, i have rekindled my relationship with culinary endeavor. i have cooked something everyday. EVERYDAY. from the simple panini, to a four course meal for 10 people...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:59:00 PST

hey! mike did it!

so here are 20 things id like to say to people but probably wont because im a wuss.1. youre not in denial, youre just ignorant.2. i think some times, you make us do things for you out of convenience a...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST

i wish i had a rabbit in in a hat with a bat.

i wish my eyes were brighter...i wish my cheeks were smaller...i wish my skin was darker...i wish i was in better shape...i wish "better shape" came in a bottle...i wish i didnt crave cigarettes...i w...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:01:00 PST

tag!

Monica tagged me. now i have to write ten weird and generally unknown things about me and then tag 5 people to do it too.1. i hate the smell of cold leftovers. it makes me gag. its even worse if i hav...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST

WHAT IN THE WILD WORLD O’ SPORTS ISA GOIN’ ON HERE?!

this morning, when i approached my car, i noticed a large amount of hair on my slightly cracked window. my first thought was, "thats not my hair!", my second thought was, "WHERE THE CRAP IS THIS NEWLY...
Posted by Freakin' Flamboyant(Dainty-Hands Oswalt) on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:34:00 PST