All my Niglet lovers and gang members, the rest of N4L
Name: Alonzo
Birthdate: august 31, 1906
Birthplace: Kunta Kintes Plantation
Current Location: Jail
Eye Color: Red
Hair Color: Negro Black
Height: 1'9
Weight: 45lbs
Piercings: ears and a prince albert
Tatoos: tatted up from the toe up
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: both
Overused Phraze: What is a Niglet
FAVORITES
Food: Pork and White People, not in that order
Candy: pork jerky
Number: 2048
Color: BLACK
Animal: whatever pork is made out of
Drink: Purple Drank
Alcohol Drink: White Urine
Bagel: NIGELTS DONT EAT THAT SHIT
Letter: N
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ankles usually taste yummy
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dont drink nothing but that Hooch
McDonalds or BurgerKing: WacNiglets
Strawberry or Watermelon: Pork
Hot tea or Ice tea: Niglets dont fuck with all that
Chocolate or Vanilla u already know how good them Crackers be tasting
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: i would never drink a fellow niglet
Kiss or Hug: bite
Dog or Cat: mouse
Rap or Punk: Spirituals
Summer or Winter: i hibernate in the winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary ones that are funny, like the 1 im in
Love or Money: money so i can buy lots of white slaves
YOUR...
Bedtime: 4:30pm
Most Missed Memory: eating pork with Lorenzo Jackson Martinez
Best phyiscal feature: my 0.3 inch penis
Goal for this year: not 2 greedy and eat a mexican
Best Friends: everybody in N4L
Weakness: White Girls With Ass
Fears: Water
Heritage: Nigger and Piglet= Niglets
Longest relationship:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yup
Ever Smoked: u know it blow the dro
Pot: twice a day
Ever been Drunk: am now
Ever been beaten up: fuck no, ima niglet
Ever beaten someone up: all da time
Ever Shoplifted: stole 7 pounds of salt from Wal Mart
Ever Skinny Dipped: hell yea
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: all da time
Been Dumped Lately: fuck no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: yelllow
Favorite Hair Color: nappy
Short or Long: matted down
Height: 1'1- 2;5
Style: slave
Looks or Personality: looks
Hot or Cute sexy
Drugs and Alcohol: of course
Muscular or Really Skinny: diesel
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 4.5
What country do you want to Visit: Niger
How do you want to Die: Watching the Wayans Brothers
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: I was born in a sperm lab
Health Freak: freak
Do you think your Attractive: dont u
Believe in Yourself: yup
Want to go to College: i attend Harvard
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: never have
Been in Love: only with mrs pinkerman
Do you Sing: yes
Want to get Married: i am
Do you want Children: 246 of em
Have your future kids names planned out: nigelt 1 through 246
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i lost it at 98
Hate anyone: josh harveys niglet
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