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About Me

Samuel Christopher --
[noun]:
An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sam
Birthday: 11/03/81
Birthplace: Iowa City
Current Location: My house
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: "dirty blonde"...i think that means light brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: south paw
Your Heritage: i'm the proud descendant of...i dunno, i'm a mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: rubber boots(being serious)
Your Weakness: chocolate and coffee drinks
Your Fears: probably having something crazy happen at work and getting killed...that would suck
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, garlic chicken, and chicago style bbq chicken with bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish remodeling(won't happen) and get grass to grow in my yard...damn dogs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use instant messengers...
Thoughts First Waking Up: just ten more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: i'm vain, and am happy with pretty much my whole self
Your Bedtime: whenever...
Your Most Missed Memory: my memory being good...damned head trauma
Pepsi or Coke: regular pepsi, cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: culver's
Single or Group Dates: i don't date...but when i take the wife out, single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Godiva extra dark chocolate truffles
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbuck's triple venti mocha latte-yum
Do you Smoke: unfortunately
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: not seriously anymore, but i still have my playtime with the mic in the livingroom every now and then
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: am
Do you want to go to College: yes...chemistry maybe...science field definitely
Do you want to get Married: am
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if reading in a car
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: thankfully yes these days i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: i would love to be a hobbyist storm chaser, so yes
Do you play an Instrument: does the skin flute count...err uh wait... no i do not
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i think so...
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: none other than alcohol...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: took Kayla to a movie
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, stove shopping
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos don't come in boxes, but i have had oreos i think
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but it is good
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my shower, does that count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah i don't think so
Ever been Drunk: yes, but not too many times
Ever been called a Tease: i dunno
Ever been Beaten up: nothing more than sibling rivalry
Ever Shoplifted: yes, i used to be quite good
How do you want to Die: i would like it to be an interesting one that people talk about
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i believe i am grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: several, brazil, new zealand, and egypt are probably the top 3
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: 5'7"
Weight: however much kayla weighs
Best Clothing Style: jeans and t-shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: marijuana and LSD
Number of CDs I own: i dunno, they keep getting stolen
Number of Piercings: these days only 4 hope to get back up to around 8-10
Number of Tattoos: none yet, but i will have them, oh yes
Number of things in my Past I Regret: most of all...being an ungrateful child, and not seeing how hard my mom tried to make life good for us. how's that for honesty
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My Interests

music, reading, movies, video games, body mod, computers, poetry, insects, nature, anything that occupies my brain, rollerblading-i need to get started again

I'd like to meet:

Maynard James Keenan, Trent Reznor, and Tori Amos...yep. oh, and the mother fucker who ran me over

Music:


Tool, A Perfect Circle, NIN, Tori, System of a Down, and a bunch of stuff that got deleted somehow

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Fight Club, Primal Fear, American History X(anything with Edward Norton pretty much kicks ass), Fear and Loathing, Liar Liar, Super Troopers, Freddy Got Fingered,.. width="425" height="350" ..Million Dollar Baby, Saw, Saw II, Benny and Joon, Edward Scissorhands, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Terminal, Big, The Green Mile, Gummo, The Doom Generation, V for Vendetta,.. width="425" height="350" ..Silent Hill, Anatomy of a Murder, The Attic Expeditions, The Machinist, Final Cut, Chasing Sleep, Mean Creek, Less Than Zero, Good Will Hunting, Dead Poets Society, Butterfly Effect, Frequency

Television:

i don't get to watch much, but i am a wheel of fortune freak, i like er, csi, law and order, family guy, all american dad, hiest, thief, discovery channel, animal planet, national geographic, the learning channel, scrubs, i loved committed and i don't get why it was cancelled. Oh and i loved the x-files way back when

Books:

ok love dean koontz, robert jordan, micheal moorcock, terry goodkind, elizabeth hand, bentley little, john grisham, r.a. salvatore All Quiet on the Western Front, The Cage(book about Auschwitz, very good), Sieze the Night, Elric: Stealer of Souls, Glimmering, Fade, long hard road out of hell, and while it's not a book, the River Cities' Reader-home of the funniest comic strips ever.

Heroes:

Milkman Dan - friendly nieghborhood milkman or evil genius?

My Blog

insert sigh here

i'm tired of being sick all the time. i'm tired of being broke. i'm tired of stupid shit....a drink would be pretty good about now.
Posted by eh on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

getting older

yep, i'm 25 and have a 24" penis. not too shabby of a day.
Posted by eh on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST

do it

go rent slither and go see saw III...they both kick ass
Posted by eh on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

ee

my mind isa big hunk of irrevocable nothing which touch andtaste and smell and hearing and sight keep hitting andchipping with sharp fatal toolsin an agony of sensual chisels i perform squirms ofchrom...
Posted by eh on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:48:00 PST

the cornerstone for any nutritious breakfast

so...today was my first day off after switch-over, which is when we change days off, and my crew was lucky enough to have the seven straight (12 hr shifts) this time around.which blew...but on a good ...
Posted by eh on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST

ufc

so everytime we get the paperview, the fights suck...but the drinking is fun. so maybe i'll just save forty bucks and buy more alcohol. and i don't even drink that much... damned fight stoppin bastard...
Posted by eh on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST

three burials

hey everyone needs to see the "three burials of melquiades estrada". it is a really good movie. so watch it or i'll remove one of your limbs.
Posted by eh on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST

latest news...

well let's see..thanks to sam goody going out of business i was able to get a spill canvas and unwritten law cd, kung-fu hustle (amazingly funny), and some new video cables for the ps2 for way cheap. ...
Posted by eh on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:29:00 PST

bad omen

so...we've been sittin here searchig ebay, and all the sudden a bird shits, and it comes splattering through the window all over the desk, and on my hand. what could this possibly mean?
Posted by eh on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:19:00 PST

alkaline lyrics

anyone that hasn't listened to these juys, you need to. their first few albums are amazing...although the last two seem to be lacking in some regard.TROUBLE BREATHINGyou told me that you want to die. ...
Posted by eh on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:53:00 PST