Man Overboard

whats better then having a few simple questions and answers for people just to trick or taunt their friends... LOVES IT...If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? Nine.If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? A secret.If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first? The match.If you were locked in a concrete room, with no windows and no doors, and all you had inside the room was a bed and a calendar, how would you eat and drink? Get "dates" from the calendar and water from the (bed) "springs."If you were locked in a concrete room, with no windows and no doors, and all you had inside the room was a table and a mirror, how would you get out? Look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in half; two halves make a "whole", then climb out the "hole."If you were standing directly on Antarctica’s South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward? North; from the South Pole, all directions are north.If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have? Two, what you take is what you have.I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I? A cloud.In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it? A bullet.In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? You can't take a picture with a wooden leg! You need a camera.In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year? It happens every year.Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one? It's 99 dollars better!Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? MaryMy scale is something that does not weigh in grams, ounces, or pounds. However I may be heavy or light. What am I? Music.No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Silence.Past mountain, meadow, field, and hill, it follows a river while standing still. A riverbank.Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28? They all do.Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I? An onion.The capital of Turkey is a long word. Can you spell it? I-T.The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it? A towel.