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deeconstructionist

the boy's got the shinning!

About Me

a little while ago i deleted a whole bunch of stuff off my profile, but i suddenly felt like filling it back in, so there. and i've been in a very e.e. cummings kind of place- i don't feel like capitalizing anything, but i am still punctuating...

I like to do smart guys.
I am 5'0" of fucking awesome.
If you fall down in front of me, I will laugh.
I will wonder if you are ok, but I will laugh.
You scored as Black Beard, When you finally die and enter Hell, the devil will hand over his reign and bow.
Black Beard


100%

Mary Read


92%

Sinbad


83%

Long John Silvers


58%

Captain Jack Sparrow


50%

Captain Barbosa


50%

Morgan Adams


42%

Dread Pirate Roberts


25%

Captain James T. Hook


25%

Will Turner


25%
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My Interests

i like science.
i like people who think for themselves
i love independence -
fuck you, i won't do what you tell me!
i like ghost stories,
i love to cook- i wish i had more time to do it,
i like driving- on streets and highways- fuck the freeway,
i like to laugh,
i am a complete perv and i make no bones about it,
i appreciate imperfections and flaws,
i like scars filled with ink,
i study everything and i mean everything,
i kick ass at jeopardy
when i paint i let it get all over me and my clothes - my art is very visceral - and i like it - so i get annoyed when people are like omg what's on your arm, or hey you've got paint on your shirt - hey no fucking shit fucking sherlock! why don't you go outside and get dirty once in a while? it will be good for you.

angelina jolie is one of the most beautiful women ever. all i can say is god damn.

Music:

david bowie, lou reed, nin, gary numan, the cure, joy division, beatles, depeche mode, tom waits, rammstein, siouxsie and the banshees, deftones, bob dylan, m.i.a., brian eno, the cars, iggy, the killers, nirvana, prince, queen, roy orbison, shania twain! (and no, that last one is not a typo)

Movies:

300, fight club, brotherhood of the wolf (le pacte des loupes), stranger than fiction, adaptation, stigmata, clash of the titans, muppets take manhattan, mulholland drive, lost highway, emmet otter's jug band christmas, kill bill 1+2, sleepyhollow, edward scissorhands, beetlejuice, gone in 60 seconds, old bond films (the new ones suck), i'm gonna get you sucka, pulp fiction, kiss kiss bang bang, real genius, the doors, gladiator, natural born killers, chicken run, true romance
i like scary movies...

Television:

i rarely get to watch tv anymore. i missed the entire second season of supernatural :(
the only shows i've been able to consistently watch are the office, desperate housewives and grey's anatomy
i dearly miss the x-files. i once talked to a guy who had never ever seen a single x-files episode, and that made me sad.
i also miss arrested development.

Books:

i re-read books all the time, i used to read a lot of shakespeare, but then either my parents or the usps lost my giant complete works of book (along with a lot of my other books - bastards), so now i don't read much shakespeare anymore. i like anne rice (lots of sexy time in her books), stephen king, dracula, harry potter, i'm down with batman, but as i've previously stated, i don't like elseworld- elseworld is lame! and whenever they bring in superman, those are lame too.

My Blog

lowes sucks.

so i thought that it was lame that stores like target and ralphs simultaneously rolled out their christmas stuff along with all the halloween decorations.i'm like way to pussy out, are you really that...
Posted by deeconstructionist on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

nothing can stop me.

i feel amazing.the volume in my life has been turned up, turned up to god damn 11.i am more me today than i have ever been before, and it's a god damn phenomenon.i was asleep for a while, but now i am...
Posted by deeconstructionist on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:59:00 PST

Favorite Commercial!

I think this is my favorite commercial ever.Well, other than the one where the puppet tells the cop "you're in violation of your face!" ...
Posted by deeconstructionist on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

The Swiss Colony

So I just ordered a bunch of stuff from The Swiss Colony, and holy shit is it good.But I do have a few questions:1. Why are there no more Swiss Colony Stores?2. Can I move to said Swiss Colony and liv...
Posted by deeconstructionist on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:52:00 PST

die Madras

My friend wrote my name into his Newton, and it interpreted it as "die Madras". I thought that was the best thing ever.
Posted by deeconstructionist on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:23:00 PST

Claritin DEE

So, as much as I disdain large pharmaceutical companies, I must say that the new Claritin D commercial has a beautifully written song in its background. For those of you that havent heard the...
Posted by deeconstructionist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST