KCAVEMEN

THE BAND:
GLOB was born underneath a rock sometime in 20B.C,
that's all he remembers... Oh and also this big black bird on fire
flying really fast threw the sky once..
PLOP was born out of his mothers Bum Bum
which gave him his facial looks of a peice of poo,
he smells like poo, he acts like poo,
the only thing he really talks about is poo,
he is how ever the most attractive one out of the group.
DONG woke up born on a raft
in the middle of an active volcano,
Glob saved his life by pulling him up onto his rock
near by the edge of the volcano to get away from hot ouchie stuff.
ZORG is an alien, we think.. but he love him.
sometimes he sleeps in swamps and eats worms.
we found him one day fighting a mammoth with a
piece of tree and we helped him shoo it away
BORT just bangs his hammer all day.
we met him when we met the Sasquatch.
somehow we all ended up in one cave with a box of light
that shows us things people do, we try to be like people
to blend in, even tho we stink and scary people say
here by leaving you with kCaveMen