MEN ARE LIKE..... |
COPIERS: you need them for reproduction and thats about it;
LAVA LAMPS: fun to look at but not all that bright;
CURLING IRONS: they're always hot and always in your hair;
MINI SKIRTS: if your not care...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:19:00 GMT |
FAKE FRIENDS ND REAL FRIENDS |
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and t...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:19:00 GMT |
Puerto Ricans |
PUERTO RICANS dont just kiss, we make out. PUERTO RICANS dont just fore play, we fuck! PUERTO RICANS dont relax, we chill. PUERTO RICANS dont dance, perreamos. PUERTO RICANS dont talk bad, we talk shi...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:13:00 GMT |
