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About Me

You may regret asking "about me". Have a seat.

I'm a modest braggart, a gullible skeptic, a misogynistic women's rights supporter, a reclusive socialite, an emotionally stable basketcase, a broad-minded bigot, a complex simpleton, a masculine sissy, an intellectual dolt, and a charismatic bore.

I'm also the vice president of the Anti-Nepotism Organization, formed by my uncles years ago.

Most importantly, I'm easily understood and never one to contradict myself.Physical description: 6'0'', 217 lbs. Dark brown hair. Brown eyes.

This may come as an earth shattering revelation to some, but I am also a long haired male who doesn't drink, do drugs, or have a criminal record. Difficult for many to fathom, I'm sure.

My Interests

Music:
Guitar, piano, and drums.

Art:
Especially from Olivia De Berardinis, Patrick Nagel, and Boris Vallejo.

Martial Arts: UFC/Pride/KOTR and other MMA/NHB tournaments.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's not a walking, talking gimmick. I haven't the time or desire to break through or peel away the layers of anyone's alternate identity to find out who they really are.

My Friend Space
I have 8,675,309 friends

TrippyD

Princess Di!

Deb

The Hair Fairy

Peg-Comic Book Super Heroine

Sally Partridge-America's Favorite Girl Next Door

Shelly-Miss Liz Hurley Eyes

Momita-Mixed Martial Arts Maven

Femme Fatality-That Savatage Chick

Midget Magnet

Saline Dionne Warwick

Suzu

Myspace Friends Space Generator

Sally Sally Coco Pally

R@t's @ss

Melissa

Kimbo is no bimbo.

Music:

Everything ranging from progressive rock/metal to new age/classical. Anything rich in ambience, melody, and musicianship.

Sarah Brightman Enya Loreena McKennitt Suzanne Ciani Johann S. Bach Within Temptation Lacuna Coil Savatage Nightwish Queensryche Saigon Kick Yanni Eva Cassidy Journey Evergrey Dream Theater Guns-n-Roses Sarah Mclachlan Type O Negative

Television:

TV Land junky. The "Sanford and Son" theme song always makes me want to dance ("cut some rug", for all you cool cats out there), and nothing makes me grin like a jackass more than singing along with the "Good Times" theme song.

Heroes:

Without question, the character of Peter Gibbons from the movie "Office Space".

The character of "Uncle Eddie" (as portrayed by Randy Quaid) from the National Lampoon "Vacation" movies. I will never be half the man he is!

The late, great Mitch Hedberg. The man was a comedic genius.

My Blog

MisterObservant's MyWasteOfSpace Observations IV...

It's been quite a long time since my last installment in this series, and hopefully, it's the last. -So, we are now able to add up to 300 pictures to our picture spaces. I remember the good ol' days ...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:45:00 PST

MisterObservant Dissects Love Songs/Ballads...

Don't get me wrong, I like a ballad just as much as the next person. But it's most likely for different reasons than the average listener. From a lyrical standpoint, not many of them are any d...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

I Remember When....

I Remember When...This is yet another collection of my "observations", but a bit more on the "serious", or dare I say, introspective side. The inspiration came in reading the blog of a friend of mine...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST

MisterObservant's Picture Puzzle Game: First Edition

Here's a little something I threw together. However, I don't see myself doing too many of these particular blogs. It's simply too time consuming. Each group of pictures form a name or phrase, pro...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:53:00 PST

Rantasmagoria V: The Furious Ramblings of a Grouch Potato

Oh, you know how these go by now. More things that piss me off... -People who refer to a pen as an "ink pen". As opposed to what? A pen that dispenses tartar sauce??? -People who ...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:19:00 PST

Rantasmagoria Volume IV: Going Back to the Snark Ages. (special Valentine's Day edition)

You guessed it. More things that piss me off.... -Those fucking ice cubes that are shaped like a half moon. Put a handful of these in your drink, and you've set yourself up with a nice c...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

MisterObservant's MySpace Observations Part lll: Please Let This Be The Finale

-You just might need a break from MySpace if your apology for screwing up a favor for someone is "sorry, an unexpected error occured!" -Out of all the band generators, not once have I seen "which memb...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:57:00 PST

MisterObservant's Most Embarrassing Moments in Life..

Here on MySpace, you'll find most members wish to paint the best portrait possible of themselves, which is understandable. However, I'd like to take this opportunity to present some of my most me...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST

Rantasmagoria Volume III: Urine Drenched Wheaties and Green Ketchup

If you've read the other two, you know the drill. This is where I complain about petty things that bother me, but shouldn't. Consider it my own personal "Grouchfest", if you will. 1. Sports fan...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Mon, 29 May 2006 02:42:00 PST

Rantasmagoria Volume ll: All Hell's Breaking Loose..

No different than my first Rantasmagoria blog. I'm simply wreaking havoc on all things that annoy me, irritate me, or simply piss me off.... -Food commercials that show people eating with the add...
Posted by Mr. Observant on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:49:00 PST