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Lillian Fontaine

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hardcore phrenologist, philatelist, philanthropist, and various other ph-ist.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one. I hate people. Especially you. You know why.

My Blog

The Golden Rip-Off

It's the holiday season again, and I hope you all survived. I know the stores and streets are crammed full of people who are desparately trying to find a Wii, or whatever the hell the latest craze is....
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 13:22:00 GMT

Nestle Kills babies

Rarely do I talk about anything serious.  Yes, I am aware of what's going on in the world, but I don't feel the need to bore us both with the details.  Besides that, the last thing I want is...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:55:00 GMT

Chainsaw Murderers and Me

It comes as no suprise to most of you that I have an over active imagination.  I don't watch movies with blood and gore for the sake of blood and gore.  I have never seen any movie in the Sa...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:30:00 GMT

Forward This!

Since everyone I know insists on forwarding stupid, pointless junk emails to me, I have decided to start one of my own to send back.  Hopefully it will get forwarded on to every other idiot who i...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:33:00 GMT

So You Want to be a Parent...

I work in retail, so it's no suprise that I hate children.  Not all children, just the ones that I've met.  And not even children themselves.  They don't know better.  They're...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:32:00 GMT

American Presidential

I am not a political person. I don't watch Fox News to find out the latest breaking news on what Condoleeza Rice is wearing. I thought the whole events of 9/11 were tragic, but after a few days of hea...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:49:00 GMT

Carnival of Crap

As part of my community service agreement, I did something charitable.  I went to a children's talent show.  And as I sat there, trying to decided if this was really worth five&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:32:00 GMT

Things Every Consumer Should Know

I know that all of you know by now that I work in retail.  I'm sure it's well known that people in the service industry are taken for granted.  They smile and act polite while you rant and r...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:06:00 GMT

Star-sucks

I hate Starbucks.  I know what you're thinking.  "Maryloo-hoo, how can you hate Starbucks?  You live in the land of coffee and computers!".  Well, perhaps my rebel nature is drivin...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 16:58:00 GMT

Poison Cookie for You

Christmas is coming, and for those in the retail industry, it means one thing- hordes of grumpy and unpleasant shoppers.   There are all different types.  There's the "Hurried Shopper"....
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:04:00 GMT