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Scotty Crossbones

People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling

About Me

I fight for freedom

I'm a little bit of an asshole, but I can run faster, jump higher, swim farther, eat more, fight harder, drink better, drive faster, lift more, fuck better, rock harder, shoot tighter, cajole more eloquently, brood with more lament and conceive more wildly than most of you.

My Interests



Motorcycles, guitar, reading, working out, ballistics, politics and foreign affairs.

I'd like to meet:


You can never have enough friends.

Talk to me on aim - FooFighterN81

Music:



Smashing Pumpkins, Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Blaqk Audio, Norma Jean, Thrice, Thursday, Foo Fighters, Bad Religion, Poison the Well, Green Day, Palisade, Revo, Wester, Tsunami Bomb, Misfits, Postal Service, Tool, Subhumans

Movies:

Superbad, Club Dread, Shaun of the Dead, Euro Trip, Butterfly Effect, Bourne Identity, Faster, Bond movies, Josie and the Pussycats, Band of Brothers, Donnie Darko, Pirates of the Carribean, Clear and Present Danger, Star Wars, the Quick and the Dead, Waterworld, After the Sunset, The Time Machine, a Perfect World, Mean Girls

Television:

Scrubs, Futurama, Pants Off Dance Off, Family Guy, CNN and the Discovery Times Channel

Books:


The Dark Tower series, the Talisman, everything else by Stephen King. Grave New World, The End of Poverty, The World is Flat, The Time Machine, The Economist and CycleWorld magazines

Heroes:

Time travellers like Michael J. Fox

and Donnie Darko
,
the best motorcycle racer in history, Valentino Rossi
,
professionals like Bond
,
hardcore heroes like Alex Varkatzas
,
and the old Avenged Sevenfold

the living dead: the Misfits

and LeStat,

Indiana Jones

and Winston Churchill: Victory, bitches.

My Blog

Dissonance

Recently, I had a discussion about why I appreciate certain songs/bands in various genres over more popular ones. Considering the differences between AFI’s version and the Offspring’s cove...
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:40:00 PST

Atrophy

I'm fucking hungry...and the new workout routine starts today
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:30:00 PST

Apathy

the person staring through the person staring through the reflective you've turned and run off with all to the other side with you and i know, i know you try so damn hard to be so happy so you s...
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:08:00 PST

70 Questions and Answers

1.         &nbs p;        DO YOU SNORE? No. &..well& maybe. Sometimes. Actually pretty bad, I once had a skateboard thro...
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gettin dirty down in Glamis...

So on friday Eric, Marco and I headed out to glamis and met up with a bunch of our friends, camped out in wash 6, partied like we were in the middle of a desert it was great... and yeah in glamis, sa...
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Resolutions

1. No more drinking, except on special occasions 2. go to sleep before 11... except on special occasions 3. work out. every day. 4. play guitar. every day. 5. study 6. Ride the R1 more often ...
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

like paper in the wind...

so... i hate finals so much that i felt the need to express this hate in a blog entry. i hate finals. there you have it. did i mention i hate the fact that i have a german final on Saturday morning? b...
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it cant go on this way...

One day you will ask me which is more important... you.... or my life. I will say my life... and you will walk away never knowing that you ARE my life
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

As Time passes by... Regret for the Rest of my Life...

The mark I breathe on you.It's burning through your soul. The breath I waste.Losing control.I bleed in pain.Testing what I know. Lips soaked in deceit.Pull me from here. No one's innocent.So why do I ...
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...and I open bloodshot eyes, into flourescent white

so i'd say the barbecue on saturday was a big success. I managed to get totally wasted on the best rum i'd ever had in my life (from the carribean of course) at about 1 in the afternoon, then try to b...
Posted by Scotty Crossbones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST