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About Me

I cannot stand pretention. When people take themselves and what they do too seriously they kill everyone else's joy when they're around.(you can take yourself seriously if you're a doctor though) I prefer to surround myself with people I can tell dirty jokes to and who can take a brutally honest opinion without bruised feelings afterward. I love a good laugh at other people's expense, but even more so if it is at my own. I'm a firm believer in Karma and that everything you do comes back to haunt or bless you. If you do something horrible to someone you will bring it all back on yourself ten-fold and make your life unbearable. If you do good deeds willingly and selflessly everything you want will always be at your fingertips. If a homeless person asks for a dollar....give them 2. Have gratitude every day...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tony Romo, Dane Cook, Morrissey, Jesus (I have questions) Betty Edie and a really good masseuse. Especially people who can cram things in their noses and let me take their picture....should I have put that under heroes?

My Blog

The death of Kristi's fish.

I hope I die before Kristi so she can say just as nice things about me....... In loving Memory ~ Fishy Fish Fish June 2006 ~ November 2008.~~~ Fishy's family originates in Asia, but Fishy was born in ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:27:00 GMT

Important lesson about the difference between Prostitutes and hos

I have recently had an epiphany as to the difference between Prostitutes and Hos.  I felt it important to share the knowledge I have accrued over this past weekend visiting strip clubs and drinki...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:23:00 GMT