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Brand-O

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About Me

My new slogan: If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Brandy. I like midgets and monkeys and mullets. I want to be a pro-wrestler when I grow up.... or a hip hop hype man. I am considering changing my name to one of the following:******* 1) DJ Lobster Rock******* 2) Captain Choco Snow Bunny******** feel free to submit name suggestions.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Henry David Thoreau, Vincent Van Gogh, the rally monkey from the Los Angeles Angels , somebody who can walk on their hands...

My Blog

Urgent Info

Me: Trev did you see the guy who is having a baby?Trev: Yeah, that’s crazyBrand: I guess that you must be pretty convinced that you are a chick to chop off your penis!Trev: Yeah, that’...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:55:00 GMT

You should all be very proud of me...

My wallet is gone. You know the pretty turquoise one that matches the shimmery purse of the same color...it was stolen. *Poof* Gone. So here's a quiz:What do you think that I did about the situation...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT

I'm back

Ok, folks I'll spare you the apple store details but I just got a mega great brand spankin' new MacBook and I am ready to start blogging! Now there are many developments in my life that are worthy of ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:05:00 GMT

Come one, come all, watch Brand-O turn inside out

I am smack dab in the middle of what some would call throwback madness yet I call an essential alteration of my personal dogmatic practice. Currently my policy on dealings with those who treat me unj...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:16:00 GMT

hero of the week-Das Wick-a-nator

It is not uncommon for me to acquire acquaintances as I trot this decrepit globe but occasionally I meet an individual that is worthy of his or her own blog.  My latest worthy muse is the lovely ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:23:00 GMT

Caution the following is rated M for manure

Unbeknownst to many of you, I am not quite the open book that I appear to be.  Yes, it is true that I wear my heart on my sleeve but I still hold many mystifying yet undisclosed details in my vir...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:36:00 GMT

"THE" List Vol. 1 A-H

Although I know that many of you have tuned in to read my ranting regarding who can smooch my naughty bits, but, I have had time to mull over why I felt it necessary to compose such a list in the firs...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 17:39:00 GMT

there's always room for

Yes peeps its time for another installment of:   Lets say it all together                       ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 20:47:00 GMT

Something that you all must know

All of my real friends need to know the following information. Ok this has been a long time coming.  I really hate to dump this on you in such a blunt and insensitive way but the truth must be to...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 17:12:00 GMT

****URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT****

I dont want to alarm anyone but I have witnessed something that I must caution others about.  While enjoying a stroll along the lovely trails of lake Hefner, I caught more than a glimpse of somet...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:30:00 GMT