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...sCoTt...

Living of my Wits I was not getting far, thought I'd do better living off my CHARM!

About Me


After receiving another memo about the company dress code, Max quickly stormed his bosses office and yelled, "I WILL EAT YOU UP!"
So was sent immediately to HR. 8~(
I don't have douche bag hair, I don't listen to edgy underground music, I have no piercings, no tattoos, im generally rather unentertaining. I am not in a band, nor do i know a band. I have no interest in "independant movies" well most of them. I don't even know what Scene is. I don't even have any pictures where I look like a slut. I may be old, and been here and there, but im to lame to even be considered "oldschool".For some reason people ask me for advice, and I give it all day, but never ever take it. I'm the most aggressive pacifist you'll ever meet. I simultaneously have a massive ego and zero self-esteem. I don't believe in fate, I despise hope, But I can make anything happen. I like yelling shit at people. I like being uncultured. I don't believe in religion, I don't know anything about politics. Worse yet, I judge everybody!I spend an exhorbenent amount of time torn between Warcraft and my treadmill. I like tacos, video games, travel, golf, concerts, and Sushi (all at the same time.) I have goals. I have a career(sometimes). I am an international investment banker, and a financial short order cook. Mostly, I make money, so I can blow it on special people and Slickdeals.net. I can do anything, so I've been told. I've never seen green grass on my side, and I'm ok with it cause it keeps me moving.I have fun, I do things, I'm not sure what anymore. But i look forward to it all week. Come to think of it, I haven't done anything good latley, so what are you up for? I'll do anything to get off the couch.I'm the worst person you'll ever know and the best friend you ever have. These days I'm just happy to have someone to share in my madness...

My Interests

I watch paint dry. Its more of a hobby, its more fun drunk. I'm stupid. I have social anxiety. I hate seatbelts. Sometimes I run with scizzors, stick sharp objects in my ears, I walk under ladders, roll stop signs, play with matches, then pour gas on the fire. I have spent a decade trying to bring back the MCDLT. Lately, just whatever gets me through the day.

I'd like to meet:

...You, Motherfucker!.....

Music:

mike doughty, the mountain goats, no use for a name, rancid, social d, blind melon, pennywise, rise against, citizen cope, eve six, World Inferno Freindship society, mary prankster, josh joplin, rehab, suburban noize, firewater, mudvayne, Matchbox 20, third eye blind, better then ezra, everclear, gin blossoms, the Hold Steady, Jane's Addiction, The Gaslight Anthem, Greenday, oldschool punk n hardcore, but also Niel Diamond, and cyndi lauper....

Movies:

I keep a collection of movies that don't have happy endings.

Television:

Entourage, Anything with Gordon Ramsey, and the Discovery channel, most of the week I spend mourning the death of the OC.

Books:

I'm back in school. we dont read for fun.

Heroes:

Snoop dog, Pirates, Super mario, Meatnormous, Dizzybanana, Howard Hughes, Gordon Ramsey, Robert Evans, Jack TerryCloth and Mike Ness...

My Blog

WOOOOO

I PASSED THE CFP!!!!!   now what?
Posted by ...sCoTt... on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:52:00 PST

Nobody Blogs Anymore

Ok, So I have nothing to read anymore.   CANT YOU PEOPLE ENTERTAIN ME WITH YOUR TRIVIAL DAY TO DAY EVENTS! This way I have something to do during my trivial day, I think its fair that we all do ...
Posted by ...sCoTt... on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:24:00 PST

kill yourself faster

Made a late night run to walmart last night, cause its the only place u can but a soniccare toothbrush and barbels and vegitables at the same time. I was pulling in and there was this mega-la-fat m...
Posted by ...sCoTt... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am the scarecrow

I've seen thirty years of down time The face of a clown, a stick for a spine From a grandiose small town mind And crows fly all around mine They shit on my shoulder I got no voice, no mobility I get o...
Posted by ...sCoTt... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST