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Vitamin J

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About Me

Boy, what's to say about the kid. Kind of into a bunch of things. None of them too serious. Love basketball. Have entirely too much knowledge of fruits and vegetables stored up in me wee head. Still have myself convinced that I'll write a great American novel. Most likely a wayward coming of age story. And I like boobies. There you go

My Interests

My interests include body glitter. Long walks off short piers with that special someone. Eastern block stippers named Sparkle. Meat Waves. Beefsteaks. Luncheonettes. The smell of sawdust and freshly mowed grass. Lemonade on a hot summer's day. The way sunlight shown through a pretty girl's Sunday dress makes me have to sit down. Watching baboons yank on their dongs at the zoo. Anything pretty.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Anything loud with guitars that make you want to rock your face off. Anything by the Isley Brothers. "My Lucky Charm is what your are." Prince. The Regrets, fools! Have a lot of Shuggie in the car right now. DKM. No more. Getting weak. Can't list all.

Movies:

I just watched this movie, Palindromes. Ever seen it? Crazy. Runaways, pederasts, some lady named Mama Sunshine. I get most movies to some degree or another. Still the only cat I know who gets Mulholland Dr. and got it the first time around. But this movie looped me for real.

Television:

Kind of hate it, but man that Lost is a killer. Love it. And that Kate girl. She's lookin' for it. Big time. Dig.

Books:

Whoa. Death in Venice. Sorrows of Young Werther. Tipping Point. Road to Los Angeles. Wait Until Spring, Bandidi. On the Road. Lolita. American Skin. Diary. Don Quixote. One Flew... The Great Gatsby. Fear and Loathing. Pulp. The Sun Also Rises. Too many. Too Much.

Heroes:

Big Hank cause he's the real deal. The Regrets for getting it done and doing it right. My sisters for being solid throughout. My moms for still trying. My girlfried for getting it done and stretching constantly. Kerouac, Ginsberg, Thompson, Hemmingway, Goethe, Nabokov. Andre my tattoo guy for doing it his way. More, More.