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Turk T Turkleton

don't you know there ain't no devil, just god when he's drunk.

About Me

i eat babies

My Interests

music, cartoons, books, tavelling, england, stencils, comic books, eating babies.

Music:

jeff buckley, muse, the doors, paul kelly, elbow, katalyst, rage against the machine, eels, meshuggah, machine head, edie veddar, nick cave and the bad seeds, a perfect circle, massive attack, cat stevens, hole, mars volta, sigur ros, sons and daughters, gomez, van morrison, leonard cohen, tool, portishead, the herd, the beastie boys, opeth, ozomatli, pink floyd, the dandy warhols, the ben lee penitration expirence, radiohead, transport, the go team, the smashing pumpkins, gorillaz, ryan adams, prodigy, damien rice, bob dylan, deep purple, incubus, the police, broken family band, tom waits, eskimo joe, peter combe.....and the rest

Movies:

FRANKENHOOKER, wayne's world (1&2), eddie murphy; raw and dellerious, fight club, trainspotting, donnie darko, the anchorman, spongebob square pants, saved, 10 things i hate about you, garden state, escape from new york, high fidelty

Television:

degrassi junior high, famly guy, scrubs, american dad

Books:

hitchhikers guide to the gallaxy series, red dragon, memiors of a geshia, fight club, high fidelity, matilda, the wind in the willows, the day of the triffids, brave new world, long way down, survivor

My Blog

me!borne

i once again live here. WOOT. we shall have a celebrate...although maybe once centrelink start giving me money, then i will have some money to not spend on rent as opposed to not haveing money....to n...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

life decisions and masterbation

to tell the truth i have no intention of writing about masterbation in this blog, i just wrote that in the subject to sound zesty. so, onto the boring chit chat of life decisions. i have two cruddy un...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:39:00 PST

firefly

i watched every last second of firefly yesterday. it is awesome. if you don't like it shutup, i kill you.
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:32:00 PST

blue water high.

i did the blue water high quiz today. it was almost the highlight of my day, it was only beaten by teh queer eye best of show. how excitment! so, this is who i am most like in blue water high: Matt d...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

ode to frankenhooker

frankenhooker is the best movie that will ever grace your eyes, penitrate your brain and warn you of the dangers of remote-controlled lawnmowers. if you haven't seen it, do. but, be warned, once you h...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:13:00 PST

Sandi Thom; DIE BITCH DIE!!!!

I hate Sandi Thom. i'm not sure if her heinouss, so-called music has reached the far-off shores of Australia yet and if it hasn't then consider this a warning to all of you who have ears.   ...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

punt race with the dean of chemistry....or some such

my entire life was leading up to that point and now, my friend it is over.....it ended up with me pushing two punts full of men down the cambridge river...in my underwear...and at the same time being ...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST

666, yup, im saying it

so, its about an hour away and i'm expecting death.....DEATH i tells ya!!!!....i'm surprised there haven't been more of the crazy dudes with bilboards running around talking about the end of the unive...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST

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heyhey,i am quitting my shitty job and sticking with my good one. this is it people. i'm going to france!...with my parents, but none the less FRANCE!!! woot!..or rather wot, which was my first attemp...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Tue, 09 May 2006 12:58:00 PST

and here i am, in the motherland

hey all, i'm lazy and i don't want to type new e-mail addresses into my hotmail thing so i'm just going to go emo and use myspace. i haven't really got much to report. japan was cool, although i only ...
Posted by Turk T Turkleton on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 05:24:00 PST